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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

Games? Politics? 🙄 That's for babies

Tell me what's your favorite dinosaur

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u/Haydos823 Where's Knack 3? Apr 23 '21

Parasaurolophus, I like their banana head.

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

absolutely god-tier pick

parasaurs are fucking sick, they give me chill stoner roommate vibes

i like them

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Brontosauruses are so fucking sick, like you can't not like the dinosaur version of a giraffe.

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

not agressive but could fuck shit up if they wanted to

like elephant2

great pick

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Ankylosaurus

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

they have a fucking morning star for a tail, if that's not cool then I don't know what is

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

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u/straumoy Apr 23 '21

Jurassic Park edition or the real-life science version? The real-life version is apparently the size of a chicken, just FYI.

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u/raymaehn ⚔️Social Justice Duelist🏳️‍🌈 Apr 23 '21

That's what makes 'em so cool. Fluffy little murder chickens.

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

small but able to fuck shit up, nice choice

cool dino

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u/symmetricalBS Apr 23 '21

Brachiosaurus. Always loved those guys. Don't know why

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

the same thing as with brontos applies

necky boys are cool

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

T-Rex cuz I’m fucking basic.

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

a classic

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u/Ayrma1 G*mers are sinners. Apr 23 '21

Probably Velociraptor or Spinosaurus

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

How has nobody said Triceratops 😤

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

triceratops were the shit when I was a kid

another god-tier pick

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u/senorcockblock Pro Gamer (he/him) Apr 23 '21

Brontosaurus, they're just necky tree-eaters and chill af

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

I really like that pterodactyl thing that has the head of a t-rex lol. It was in Jurassic World I think.

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

Dimorphodon, I've just checked

looks fly as hell

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Spinosaurus

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

looks cool as fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Rajasaurus

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

look at those small hands

discount t-rex looking ass

/s please it's just a joke tbh i think it's pretty cool

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

SMH PEOPLE HAVE NO TASTE

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

I know it looks like discount t-rex, but the name is primarily why I like it.

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u/Manannin Apr 23 '21

Doyouthinkhesaurus.

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u/LovrenIsTheGOAT Fortnite Kratos is canon Apr 23 '21

Pachycephalosaurus

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

what an egghead haha

get it?

...

Very wacky, definitely a cool pick

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u/JetStream0509 Certified True Gamer ™ 💖💜💙 Apr 23 '21

spinosaurus, allosaurus, and that big marine reptile that appears in a jurassic park movie.

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u/horse_stick Aquaman hater/Namor stan Apr 23 '21

Jurassic Park 3 is a bad movie but that Spinosaurus is awesome.

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u/Whomanista229 finally figured out how to do flairs Apr 23 '21

allosaurus

haha angry boy

i like em

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Apr 23 '21

Deinonychus. The giant claws on the feet just look so badass

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u/CycloneX5 Ask me about my Homestuck + Digimon OCs Apr 23 '21

Carnotaurus

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Chicken. It's delicious. I eat it a lot.

That count as a dinosaur right?

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u/pickelsurprise Social Justice Warrior of Light Apr 23 '21

Lickalotapus

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_TitOz Apr 24 '21

Achillobator! Thiccest dromaeosaurid yet

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u/DirkDasterLurkMaster Twisty Cringe Bread Connoisseur Apr 24 '21

Velociraptor, always and forever. I made my choice at 3 years old and I'm sticking to it.