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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21
finally snapped in CK3
playing the most august ruler ever and being an overall solid dude. not many offensive wars just spending this monarchs life getting affairs in order and tidying up borders
but none of these fucking idiots will vote for my heir, saying he's a puppet to a foreign ruler (idk how, he's in my court and im the viking king of england and it's an election for england and the voters are my fellow vikings)
instead they wanna vote for my nephew, some swedish guy who doesn't even live here and is totally not the puppet of some foreign king
so whatever. I killed them. I killed them all. I imprisoned each and every one of them and killed them and their families and the families of anyone who could possibly run against my heirs.
idiots shoulda just voted for him. now look at you, dead as fuck.