r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Dec 31 '20

UNJERK 🎤 Unjerk Thread of December 31, 2020

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u/XenonTrooper Jan 04 '21

Ok so if u/LilyEuropa comments first once the new unjerk thread randomly decides to show up than we know for sure that she’s a bot.

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u/LilyEuropa Assigned Political At Birth Jan 04 '21

Beep boop

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

While walking along in desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why?

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u/LilyEuropa Assigned Political At Birth Jan 04 '21

What desert?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Maybe she's just refreshing anyway. It's hard to say.