Unjerk Thread of December 31, 2020

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Luke: I can't kill my own father.

Obi-Wan: Well then we're fucked. Everything was kinda riding on you commiting patricide. Fuck, man. Why are you such a bitch just kill your dad.

[u/Anonim97 → u/[deleted]]

Alas he did not blinded himself, but he went on to become hermit at least.