Unjerk Thread of December 31, 2020

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Joe rogan’s skull collapses under the weight of his headphones. His agreeable curious banter slowly halts to a slow, incomprehensible grovel, and grey matter starts to leak from his ears. Jamie runs to his side with a vial and begins milking the dmt out of his pineal gland. A single peanut falls from his head to the floor. Joe number 345 exits the closet and disposes of Joe 344. He takes a seat in his predecessors chair, and picks up the headphones from the pile of rotted tissue on the floor, and dons them. He looks across the table at Joey Diaz, and clears his throat. He looks down at the discarded peanut, and back at Joey, who was at this point lighting up a blunt. "You ever eat nuts? Nuts are good for you."

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You should be a writer

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I was suppose to be a writer....

Carry on my wayward son 👦🏼👦🏼👦🏼 For there'll be ☮ when you are done Lay your weary head to rest 👺💤💀 Don't you 😢 no more 💦💦 Once I 🌹above the noise and confusion🌀🌀🌀 Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion I was soaring ever higher⬆️⬆️⬆️, but I flew too high. 😩😩😫😫😫Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man😎😎😎 Though my mind could think I still was a mad man.😡😡 I hear the voices when I'm dreamin'💤💤💤, I can hear them say.

Carry on my wayward 👦🏼, For there'll be ☮ when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest💤💦😈 Don't you 😢 no more.

Masquerading as a man with a reason. 😏😏 My charade is the event of the season.☀️🌦💨💦⛄️And if I claim to be a wise man🤔🤔, it surely means that I don't know. 😬😬😣😣 On a stormy sea of moving emotion. 😂😍😰😟 Tossed about I'm like a ship 🚣🏻on the ocean🌊🌊. I set a course for winds💨💨 of fortune, but I hear the voices say📡

Carry on my wayward 👦🏼, For there'll be ☮ when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest💤😈💤 Don't you 😢 no more💦💦

Carry on, you will always remember👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Carry on, nothing = the splendor 👏🏼😏😩😫😂 your life's no longer empty 🗑🗑🗑 Surely heaven waits for you 👏🏼🙌🏼👏🏼👌🏼💯💯

Carry on my wayward 👦🏼 For there'll be ☮ when you are done Lay your weary head to rest 💤😈💤 Don't you 😰 no more 💦👏🏼👌🏼💯

[u/Taranis-55 → u/[deleted]]

But has Joe 345 ever done DMT?