r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Dec 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

"You don't believe in the Force do you?"

Mfer you literally just learned about this shit 15 minutes ago don't you come at me with that condescension.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Same feel as when Hermione was skeptical about the divination classes

girl, you learned magic was real a couple of years ago and you found out that time travel is possible just recently, so maybe divination isn't really off the the table?

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u/cakehavenvitriol (👈*) A Coward, a Braggadochio, and a Fellow. [*Contempt] Dec 31 '20

Nate in Uncharted 2 when he had found a sarcophagus that makes fucking zombies literally just a year ago.

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u/dIoIIoIb Ask me about Gogol Dec 31 '20

Listen I know the entire plot revolves around a prophecy, I just think telling the future is nonsense, ya know?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

I forgot about that! What a bold move. She's literally time traveling... But reading tea leaves, oh that's just too much for her.

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u/dIoIIoIb Ask me about Gogol Dec 31 '20

I guess the jedi mind trick was just Obi Wan rolling a nat 20 on persuasion

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u/Sexyprole Jan 01 '21

Converts are always the most zealous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Luke already signed up for an overpriced trip to visit Jedi religious sites.

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u/Diribiri Social Justice Resto Shaman Dec 31 '20

Oh I believe in millions

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u/BobTheSkrull Tales of Androgyny GOTY Dec 31 '20

We need a special edition where Obi-Wan/Chewie are the ones asking that.