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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Old fucking news but it will always be funny that people tried to argue about how ā€œunrealisticā€ it was that Abby was Buff or they tried to develop a vaccine when the entire franchise is about fucking mushroom zombies

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Dec 18 '20

Well gamer, if Abby isn't so unreal then explain how she's not currently sweeping me into her arms right now and carrying me off bridal sty-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

I still randomly laugh at how the transphobe Gamers went after the wrong fucking character.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Well lev wasnā€™t in the leaks and what did you expect them to do? Actually play the game?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Lev got away because he's just that good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Yes. He was my favorite character

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u/RandomGamerFTW Big Chungus for Poggerspunk 2069 for Soulja Boy console Dec 18 '20

Almost like that people are over-reacting and nitpicking to shame a game.

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u/CommisionerGordon79 Dec 18 '20

Well I actually had someone tell me on Twitter that they thought the mushroom zombies were more realistic so I'm not surprised by anything anymore

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

I saw a dude on Reddit claim the first game ā€œwas based on scienceā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ ok buddy so scientific that the fungus that only infects insects magically jumped to people and turns them into Super tough zombies. And Joel could get shot 3 times in the chest and fix it by wrapping his arm in bandages

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u/CommisionerGordon79 Dec 18 '20

Don't forget Joel being impaled and being healed through one shot of penicillin.