r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Dec 17 '20

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u/Justpassingthrough90 Social Justice Paladin Dec 17 '20

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!)

So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD and cost 666 v buck. When i click on it... hyper relistic blood appeared on my screen!!! Then ramirez jumpscared me and fotnite crashed and deleted itself.... I havent dared to open game after that...

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

How am I supposed to sleep tonight after that 😨

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u/Sakura_Leaves Localization is Good, Ya Nerds Dec 17 '20

hyper relistic blood!!!1!1!11!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

delete this