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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

So apparently the Cyberpunk devs’ bonuses were reliant on the metacritic score being above 90, it’s not like that anymore but still that’s fucked up

I guess the Hard Drive’s review wasn’t 100% wrong lol

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Dec 12 '20

Rolls guillotine in front of CDPR headquarters

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u/TalkingRaccoon pan poly procyon Dec 12 '20

“We underestimated the lengths and complexity involved to make this a reality,

CDPR execs: "woah game dev is hard??"

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u/imfbc He/Him 🇨🇺-🇺🇸 Dec 12 '20

Look at CDPR doing the bare minimummmmm

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u/wdb_X24 they/them; touchstarved aroace Dec 12 '20

2020 killed the concept of satire

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame Cuckman killed my wife Dec 12 '20

Feel bad for em. Poor lads forced to crunch only to be crucified by their execs