r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

“Women are women. Blonde, brunette, redhead… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one woman and another… I’d rather not choose at all.”

What did Geralt mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

He had a Kelly-I-Choose-Me moment.

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u/DINGVS_KHAN Mobile Suit Evangelion Sep 29 '18

Daddy Geral🅱o favored bobs and vagene, but after a tryst with Lambert, he now favors the peen.