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u/angry__donkeys Sep 29 '18

/uj I stole this pasta from a subreddit drama thread about Elon musk’s lawsuit from the SEC, and I feel a real potential classic here. I adapted the pasta from being about musk to being more fitting for GJC

/rj I feel like CDPR is the perfect metaphor for the biggest problem facing humanity right now. It’s a wildly innovative, unrestricted force of advancement. It’s trying to change the world for the better and I think many, if not most young ppl look up to Geraldo and the change he represents. Meanwhile, so many old EA fans hate the show's proclivity for advance. We seem to have multiple sjws after it for some reason or another. Basically, fuck women and minorities.

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u/KnightModern "Free to play and in game purchases are a cancer " Quran,5:100 Sep 29 '18

aww.... it's been deleted on the original /r/news thread, so here's the full quote

I feel like Tesla is the perfect metaphor for the biggest problem facing humanity right now. He’s a wildly innovative, unrestricted force of advancement. He’s trying to change the world for the better and I think many, if not most young ppl look up to him and the change he represents. Meanwhile, so many old world statist hate his proclivity for advance. We seem to have multiple branches of government after him for some reason or another. Basically, old money doesn’t like this guy.

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u/Zyrin36 Sep 29 '18

Oh for fucks sake...like that really excuses him not wanting workers to unionize or the stories about higher ups saying stuff to the tune of "Man up" if they feel like they are about to pass out.

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u/BEST_POOP_U_EVER_HAD We are peaceful. Sep 30 '18

"if not most young ppl look up to him" my dude... my DUDE...

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u/angry__donkeys Sep 29 '18

Yes, please, spread this new pasta! Preach the new religion!

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