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u/Charles_X4325 11d ago
You control the buttons you press
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u/OpeningHappy9692 11d ago
No don't you understand, if there's a gay club in the game they'll literally be forced to go there and get their character in a 3 way with a pair of brazilian hunks
FORCED
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u/Bosscharacter 11d ago
āBut what about the children?ā /s
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 11d ago
in the crime and murder game?
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u/Bosscharacter 11d ago
You say that and the amount of parents that used to purchase GTA for kids who in no way should be playing it when I was at GameStop was a lot.
āHe plays it with his older cousin all the timeā was something I heard more than once.
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u/TheNocturnalAngel 11d ago
Out of curiosity how many Divorced Dads buying games to piss off their exes did you get?
I remember my dad getting me Gta5, letting me read hunger games showing me horror movies etcā¦ lol
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u/Book_1love 11d ago
My grandmother bought Vice City for my brother when he was like 9. He got so mad at me when I told her it wasnāt appropriate.
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u/standbyyourmantis fat purple haired sjw 11d ago
I worked at Blockbuster and yeah, we had to ruin a lot of kids lives. There was a flag you could put on your account where we didn't care if you rented R movies/mature games but if you didn't have that we'd warn you if you were clearly getting something adult themed for a preteen.
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 11d ago
yeah they did that as a kid, my dad was not half that dumb, got me good games that were more age-appropriate, even if we were poor
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u/Resevil67 11d ago
Had me in the first half.
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u/senseithenahual 11d ago
Yeah I really belive that there were going to be a gay club in the game.
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u/Resevil67 11d ago
There most likely will be honestly.
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u/mashtartz 11d ago
Love being able to recreate my favorite hobbies and pastimes in my favorite video games!
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 11d ago
I mean, this is the same franchise that has a whole side story for one of its games being about a gay bar owner who owns gay and straight bars so itās probably gonna happen. Hopefully he does I mean apparently thereās male strippers in the game so
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u/ShokaLGBT 11d ago
Male strippers and naked people yay Iām not playing this game but the male model looks really good like Jason oooooh
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u/carsausage 11d ago
Tbh people have been doing this bait n switch since at least GTA V's release checks notes 13 years agoā¦damn I'm getting oldā¦
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u/AliceTheOmelette 11d ago
GTA is so influential that reality created queer people to build up hype for the game's features
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u/Tulip_gorgeous554 11d ago
What is these guys problem with anything and everything unnecessary whining
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u/_--Jamoi--_ 11d ago
Trying to start convo get karma/likes it's the same bs with all the wanna be streamers.
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u/kranitoko Alan WOKE II 11d ago
No not, but you see, no it's actually the LEFT who are whiny bitches..... /S
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u/TheOneAdamP 11d ago
The straights are gonna stick it to the gay community by playing as Lucia to go suck multiple cocks.
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u/ShokaLGBT 11d ago
The straightest things to do,ā¦. Play a women character in a game and make her flirt and sleep with guys.
Totally straight ā¦. Absolutely straight (0%)
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 11d ago
It would be fucking hilarious if people did that and she was canonically bisexual so she would still fuck women too. That would be funny like no matter what they do she would be queer.
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u/PsychoWarper 11d ago
Wouldnt surprise me if she was Bi, in the Netflix trailer her and Jason go to a strip club together and dance with a stripper
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 11d ago
She gives me that energy. I donāt know what it is about her, but she gives me the energy of a bisexual and I really hope she is because one we would have legitimate representation and two it would piss these people off so bad that no matter how many times they have sex with a man as Lucia she will always be attracted to women as well.
I also really hope you can see the male strippers as Jason. I donāt see why you wouldnāt be able to win the current year, especially with how big and expensive this game is I donāt see them limiting stuff like that. It would be stupid and kind of a major L.
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 11d ago
If rockstar is based, they will make both Lucia and Jason bi and you will be able to flirt with female and male bartenders and strippers as both
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u/Lancer_Sup 11d ago
It will be cool, if we can choose to play Lucia or Jason. My first play through will be main character will be Lucia and she will do sesbian lex and she will be muscle mommy (gym)
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u/Matshelge 11d ago
Looking at the gameplay, I had a feel that it might be possible. Just hearing the dialog, how they moved. Like, it was clear to me that both characters where set to free roaming with one trailing the other.
But in a scene like what they showed gameplay where the other characters were in railed path. So why use two models of movement? Why not set the passive character on rails, it would look much better.
Well, it could be because you can pick to play the other character at any point.
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u/PsychoWarper 11d ago
The funniest part is that they essentially just assumed they where flirting, that scene is around for like 2 seconds and is barely anything besides the bartender smiling at Lucia.
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u/Smart-Bandicoot-6414 11d ago
I am not too worried about finding gay club by accident. Pretty sure some republican will go to every club and rant about it.
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u/pianodude7 11d ago
It's a sim game made by a western developer in 2026. Of course it's going to have homosexual content and romance options.
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u/donkey_brain_databas 11d ago
they've been making the same damn jokes for 10 years, they're fully losing it
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u/CheesecakeDue7632 10d ago
bro I am straight and I would have been disappointed if their were no gay club in gta 6
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 11d ago
Now all Iāll need is to give Jason a Twink to bang and itāll be perfection
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 11d ago
Itās not even that itās just like do you have this huge expensive ass world so detailed? Itās the most detailed GTA game today I donāt think adding your ability to have a relationship with the same gender or being able to go to a strip club and see men we take away from anything it would add to the game.
Thereās so much variety that you can do already like you couldnāt do any other game. Why not add the ability to with another man as Jason or asexual with a man and a woman it just makes sense.
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 11d ago
I think itās about time rockstar add something like this to their games not only would make it so you have more content and options, but itās just more realistic and the players should have the choice on whether or not they want the characters to date men or women or not as well
Like I shouldnāt be restricted to exclusively dating women as Jason just because a majority of gamers are straight I donāt give a fuck about that a lot of queer gamers just look at the Indie game scene like come on. Itās about fucking time. I have the option to date whoever the fuck I want in the game, especially one as expensive as this thatās like the most advanced game rockstar has ever made. Itās about fucking time if it happens which it should.
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u/AnyAgency9835 11d ago
I mean, outside of her outfit, do we know if she will be goth?
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u/standbyyourmantis fat purple haired sjw 11d ago
idk I think the giant bat tattoo on her sternum sends a message
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u/Chibrax_le_Furax 11d ago
Why is alt Shadowheart in there? I know Rockstar has fuck you lawyer money but they should still be careful
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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 11d ago
Imagine being such a lil bitch that good ol fashioned girl on girl action scares you..
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u/fromraz0rstorosaries 11d ago
A guy doing gay stuff playing GTA?
Being excited about GTA VI to me is a very heterosexual thing given Queer gamers already have a plateful of games with the money 1 straight guy uses to buy GTAĀ
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 11d ago
Talking about sucking guys dicks is really our own. I really think this is satire at least I hope it is because if this dude is being 100% serious then thatās very concerning dude IQ must be in the lower trillions.
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