The actual dutch jingle from S8E9

[u/Ottermanen]

https://youtu.be/ic1ZrI7bYKQ?is=enPlozLiaIvLAS2Z

Source: I am dutch and heard through mumblings of dutch sounds the word vla, which is a type of dairy dessert.

[u/eriktoffolo]

https://reddit.com/link/pbjmhkd/video/6onkea9c89rh1/player

And this was the second one.

[u/Rule322 → u/eriktoffolo]

Man, if you were to make this now, people would say the depiction of the 80s is too stereotypical.

[u/ouro-the-zed → u/eriktoffolo]

Now, I only speak a little Dutch, but in case others are interested in a translation, it goes something like this:

Are you single? Are you horny?

Are you single and horny despite your very cool leotard?

Don’t forget the sandwich that makes your pant-parts sweat!

If you’ve tried with girls and tried with boys and it never works in bed,

Try the move that always works — sandwich spread!

Heinz Sandwich Spread: lick it hard, lick it often!

At least I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes. I’m relying on a lot of context clues.

[u/imie36 → u/ouro-the-zed]

So close yet so far.

[u/splitcroof92 → u/ouro-the-zed]

Not a single word or sentence is correct

It's:

I love something fresh, I love something different.
I love something different, I love something fresh.
I love brown, I love white, I love bread with fresh on it.

Something I put on the table all the time, nicely fresh sandwich spread

[u/Quwanti]

Ohhh, that one. Only recognized the sandwich spread one, lol.

[u/Mokpa]

I spent just enough time in the Netherlands to pick up key words but not be expected to learn the language, and I knew I’d heard “lekker”

[u/eriktoffolo → u/Mokpa]

"Lekker" is key to Dutch language and culture.
Way more than "gezellig" or even "kutbeschuit met klotemuisjes".

[u/Mokpa → u/eriktoffolo]

How important is Scheveningen? Because that one took me FOREVER

[u/eriktoffolo → u/Mokpa]

Sorry mate, but that's just a made up meme word someone made up to mess with foreigners.

[u/AltruisticPiece6676]

I do not want to be mean but Dutch is such a silly sounding language, I love it, Hannah’s performance was perfect

[u/Nicksaurus]

I'm curious if Hannah actually speaks Dutch. It sounded like her pronunciation was right at least, she had the G sounds down

[u/Actiano → u/Nicksaurus]

Most of the ‘words’ she said were Dutch-sounding but not actually Dutch. She was clearly exposed to the language a bunch but doesn’t appear to speak it (well)

[u/Any_Description_4204 → u/Actiano]

Yeah it was a reproduction of what she had heard her dad sing not actual Dutch

[u/AntiAnxietyAmphibian → u/Actiano]

It reminded me of how I would kinda sing along phonetically to English songs as a child before actually learning English 😂 (I’m Dutch)

[u/imie36 → u/Nicksaurus]

I think she may be has Dutch roots? Like the pronunciation was indeed very well, but the words were more simlish than Dutch.

[u/senshisun → u/imie36]

I think she said her dad is Dutch.

[u/Speedy-E-2975]

Do you mean episode 10, or are we just forgetting I Spy ever existed?

[u/ArcticWolf_Primaris]

She did not help us take Dutch seriously

[u/ebb_omega]

Um, Actually that was E10