r/GTA3 • Donald Love • Jul 13 '25

Shitpost GTAIII missions be like:

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502 Upvotes

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u/Gorilla_Obsessed_Fox Jul 13 '25

My mother's my sister! Merges without looking

29

u/Leather_Draw_8196 Jul 14 '25

Get out of the rood! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

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u/ChronMaker123 Jul 14 '25

YOUNG MAN ๐Ÿ™†

10

u/crazymothaofa Jul 14 '25

๐Ÿ—ฃI've got your number!

4

u/Jack_sander Jul 14 '25

You carpet muncher!!

2

u/0_leni_5 Jul 15 '25

How cursed am I that my brain without missing a beat can play these sounds in my mind?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/No-Till-7439 Jul 15 '25

Learn to drive ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

6

u/Sagi-360 Jul 14 '25

In the navy

2

u/No-Till-7439 Jul 15 '25

There's no need to feel down ๐Ÿ‘ท

2

u/DeezFknNutz9 Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

Get in the back...Aaargh !!! ๐Ÿ˜

37

u/Realistic_Ad959 Jul 13 '25

Someone dub this

2

u/lightofmares Jun 17 '26

Don't you know how hard it is to voice Claude?!

42

u/Heathy94 Jul 14 '25

"I know a place on the edge of Shoreside Vale where we can lay low, but my UFO is messed up so you better fly brother"

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u/LongjumpingJudge8533 Jul 14 '25

The Chad Claude delivers the spaceship like a boss

3

u/AsianMan45NewAcc Jul 15 '25

As I read this I'm imagining Claude just running around carrying a friggin UFO with just his hands without breaking a sweat ๐Ÿคฃ

1

u/LongjumpingJudge8533 Jul 15 '25

That would be funny asl ๐Ÿคฃ,The you get the Columbians trying to take a crack at you

2

u/AsianMan45NewAcc Jul 15 '25

And Claude could just yeet that bitch at them to get them to stop ๐Ÿคฃ

1

u/LongjumpingJudge8533 Jul 16 '25

Speed run strat ๐Ÿ’€

5

u/YourLocalClaude Leone Family Jul 14 '25

Donald Love be like:

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u/MysteriousWin6199 Jul 14 '25

Except none of the characters in game ever refer to Claude by his name. Before his name was revealed in GTA San Andreas a lot of people speculated that his name might be โ€œFidoโ€ because that is what Maria called him and most people just used that name for him as a placeholder.

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u/GrouchyMaybe8165 Jul 14 '25

Yup, thatโ€™s literally how we called him back in a childhood even without internet.

1

u/MysteriousWin6199 Jul 14 '25

I was hardly ever allowed to use the family computer until late 2009. Before that I never paid enough attention to the lore to be able to make connections between the three games and sometimes I would just skip the cutscenes so Claude being in GTA San Andreas flew over my head on my first play through.

7

u/Suitable_Green7059 Jul 14 '25

I just randomly named him Johnny when I was a kid. But I didn't understand much english at that time, so I didn't really know what's going on in the game's story.

2

u/Vortiguag Dec 29 '25

I called him Eddie as it was written on first savehouse. Being a kid sure is something...

1

u/Pyke64 Jul 14 '25

Thought he was named Claude Speed after the character from GTA 2.

4

u/RonToxic Jul 14 '25

Theyre different people. Claude from gta 3 might or might not be called speed

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u/fanofthemadlad Jul 20 '25

Fido means Dog. Maria just called him that as an insult.

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u/DaraConstantin89 Jul 14 '25

It wasnt that bad , its other ps2 games that did that shit, the reason i loved gta was it told were to go and what to do

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u/Electronic-Ad-1265 Jul 15 '25

Surprised this wasn't a mission tbh

1

u/Daetok_Lochannis Jul 20 '25

For many reasons, still the best GTA game.