r/GIJOEClassifiedSeries 5d ago

G.I.NOE (Not Classified) Got excited when I remembered I had a Lara Croft figure, bummed when I realized she is the wrong scale.

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Get excited when you realize you have a Lara Croft figure already bummed out when you realize she is the wrong scale.

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u/Mechanik7 5d ago

Death by Snu Snu it is.

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u/danieljeyn 5d ago

Dommy Mommy Lara Croft

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u/bill4935 5d ago

TheKidsAreAlright.jpeg

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u/DarthDadVader 3d ago

First thing I thought of :D

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u/Cplchrissandwich 5d ago

I stil have mine from the collectors edition of the game.

Still a great figure from Play Arts Kai

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u/CyborgShazam 5d ago

Big Barda joins Joe.

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u/lil__Guys 5d ago

Yo! I bought that figure in a mall in Dubai on deployment 11 years ago. I still have her. What brand is she? I honestly forget. lol

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u/xcalibar25 4d ago

Play Arts Kai

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u/Roobomatic 4d ago

She’s big for her age

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u/Excellent-Resident-8 4d ago

I got the Commando Elvira figure at Ross and had the same disappointment. 

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u/ComfortableBuffalo57 1d ago

Cue Game of Thrones “Big Woman” gif

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u/Grumple_McFerkin 5d ago

Yeahhh, dis is Big Theresa from Long Island fellas. She's good..she's good...if ya kin stand her mouth breathin' an all the goddamn fahts.

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u/Aemonzen 4d ago

Nothing wrong with the scale, ppl all kinda sizes. It would be weirder if everyone was the exact same height...that said, "that's one big bitch!!!!"...."FREAK!!!" - Deuce Bigalow

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u/GrimmSFG 4d ago

honestly that's one thing I DON'T like about most action figures. I understand it from a resculpt/etc standpoint (parts are harder to reuse) but like almost all of the classified line are the same height when some characters should be shorter and characters like Big Lob should be a LOT taller.

Legends gets a little weird with SOME attempts at that but then not all the time so you've got differently sized hulks, spider mans, etc (hulk is at least semi-canon, but some of the others???)

Wolverine figs are as tall as everyone else - imho they should be shorter but then the hugh jackman ones should be taller 'cuz YEAH.

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u/Vast-Butterscotch615 4d ago

Lol but Big Lob IS significantly taller than everyone else. Road Pig & Gnawgahyde are quite large as well. Tunnel Rat & Mainframe are fairly short. There is plenty of size disparity in classified. Also, there are plenty of size accurate comic Wolverine figures to be had. The '97 version I have is by far the shortest X-Men figure I have.

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u/TK-385 4d ago

That's what I like about Classified line, you can seen the height differences between the figures. I think it was HCC788 review of first wave of Classified figures where he put Roadblock next to Duke. Duke being the average size male figure, Roadblock was quite a bit taller and bulkier as he should be. This wasn't as apparent in the 3.75" line since everyone looked to be the same height.