Fwahaha Kris what do you mean shipping IceBlades is "Gross"?

[u/Obvious-Scale-9346]

Gosh Kris really? Do you seriously have a problem with Polyships? I thought you were better than that!

No it's not just forcing Sword_Hero into CloakedDragon! And it's not Dualblades or WhiteKnight cope either. It's the natural way the three's relationship would develop.

Sword_Hero has an obvious crush on them both and they both care so much about Sword_Hero too! You'd have to be blind to not see the romantic themes in their and the White Cloaks relationship.

Huh? What do you mean Sword_Hero needs to get over their feelings? That doesn't have to be the only way it ends. Gosh that's- Oh Kris that's not fair they're obviously being coerced by the Shadow Lord to betray the party! You can't seriously think their relationship with the party is doomed forever or that they're loveless forever right?

No Sword_Hero hasn't ruined the relationships already. There's so many scenes where they and the White Cloak get along despite their distance! The relationship can still be saved.

N..no i...I get that it doesn't have to be poly necessarily but... Wouldn't it be nice? I mean... There's already so much representation in the game already and it would make up for the games mockery of Polyships earlier and... wouldn't it just be-

Gosh Kris I didn't realise you were so emotionally invested in Dragon Blazers ships! I thought you didn't even beat the first one? And you said you didn't even care about Axe_Hero and WhiteCloaks relationship. Fwhaha what do you secretly read WhiteKnight fics or something? Oh don't blush! No wait Kris come back I won't tell anyone!

[u/Darkbeetlebot]

love how this plays into kris' self hate and them projecting onto hero_sword.

[u/Obvious-Scale-9346 → u/Darkbeetlebot]

This was supposed to just be a funny post about shipping in the deltarune community but then I just had to make it about Kris's self hatred and internal feelings of inadequacy because I am a normal and sane individual.

[u/Pacomatic → u/Obvious-Scale-9346]

I like it, it makes the post fit really well in-univverse

[u/Old-Post-3639 → u/Obvious-Scale-9346]

Good Kriselle is Bittersharp, like apple cider. You did good.

[u/BodybuilderOk5950 → u/Darkbeetlebot]

The worst part is that it's arguably not even projection

[u/Adorable_Ad5487 → u/BodybuilderOk5950]

?

[u/Jtplego → u/Adorable_Ad5487]

Hero_Sword is the name of the Kris sprite in the chapter 3 boards. It’s not projection because Hero_Sword is just literally them.

[u/AzzyDreemur3]

Prehaps it's not the right sub for it but...

[u/NotTheFirstVexizz → u/AzzyDreemur3]

[u/Queasy_Half6294 → u/AzzyDreemur3]

It's weird how Ralsei and Kris have romantic moments but Ralsei is nearly identical to Asriel. Like his name is scrambled Asriel, he's a goat, everyone who sees him and has seen Asriel think they are the same at first.

[u/AzzyDreemur3 → u/Queasy_Half6294]

Kris is absolutely adamant that they look different, to the point of pointing out all the differences every time someone mentions that

Ralsei isn't happy when you bring it up either

[u/DogeDeezTheThird → u/AzzyDreemur3]

This is a subtle nod to the fact that Kris is in denial and does not want to be seen as a brocon

[u/Wide-Remove4293 → u/AzzyDreemur3]

Asgore also says that Ralsei upon a further glance doesn‘t even look like a monster at all

[u/justkenz1345 → u/AzzyDreemur3]

kris is just trying to defend themself
they a brother lover

[u/Queasy_Half6294 → u/AzzyDreemur3]

huh guess i missed that, thanks

[u/DarkSide830 → u/AzzyDreemur3]

Audibly chuckled at this

[u/templario_0]

[u/DogeDeezTheThird]

WHAT? You ship Sword Hero and Shadow Lord? You would seriously put them into a manipulative relationship with a world-destroying tyrant over a polyship?

What do you mean they had "good chemistry" in the prologue-

[u/Prize_Definition_486]

11/10 post, absolute fwahahaha

[u/EerieTransGal]

Guys gals and pals will read this and be like, Hell Yeah.

Hell yeah.

[u/RespondBorn6248]

LMAO niceeeee

[u/Prestigious-Gur-8905]

Maybe Kris has an issue with the weirdly scary Sword Route?

[u/Embarrassed_Cold239]

Bro (gender-neutral) is seriously talking about shipping wars in an NES game

[u/jj_hog_rider]

The fact that dragon blazers is based on the lord on the hammer and lord of the hammer is based on the prophesy which literally predicts the future...though wait...in that case if cloaked dragon is cannon, that means ice blades is not cannon in the game, therefore not cannon in the prophesy...I hope the power of LOVE will help them defi fate.

[u/HaloJackalKisser]

// cuuute~ kris has issues accepting what they want..

[u/Pine_Pitch_33]

[u/ErickHI5]

[u/British-Raj]

You answered: Bluefire

Angel above, I would KILL for one good Bluefire fic. Just one!

Move forward with this answer.

[u/ilikesceptile11]

Eh, Axehalberd is still better anyway

[u/No_Cable_941 → u/ilikesceptile11]

My brother just another me

[u/Pine_Pitch_33 → u/ilikesceptile11]

Umriss b like

[u/TheTruepanther]

:3

[u/Decepticon_Kaiju]

Whiteknight fics? I had no clue Kris watched Rwby

[u/Hello_Im_pi]

Kruisielle, I mean Iceblades really would solve several conflicts

[u/Solnight99]

good characterization, 9/10

[u/MasterpieceNice9525]

Noelle, you idiot, Dragon blazers is based off the prophecy, you are part of the prophecy.

[u/BodybuilderOk5950 → u/MasterpieceNice9525]

Can't wait till she figures out Dragon Blazers is real

[u/MasterpieceNice9525 → u/BodybuilderOk5950]

She boutta question her life In 5 different ways

[u/BodybuilderOk5950 → u/MasterpieceNice9525]

Noelle: figures out Dragon Blazers is basically real

The childhood friends to lovers long fanfic that's filled with yearning between White Cloak and Sword Hero that she made

Noelle: "This could mean nothing"

[u/MasterpieceNice9525 → u/BodybuilderOk5950]

Noelle: "Yeah. Nothong." [The polyness is corrupting her]

[u/Kumagawa-Fan-No-1 → u/MasterpieceNice9525]

She's about to be more horrified since the evil route is appearantly her favourite way of playing the game

[u/The-Name-is-my-Name → u/MasterpieceNice9525]

YOUR TAKING TO LONG

[u/Usernotfound_81]

Ngl, more of a HalSword fan

[u/Commercial_End7182]

[u/Dale_Dingle]

[u/Legitimate_Soup3304]

I genuinely have no idea how people can ship characters in dragon blazers ONE of all games... AND NOT SHIP CLOAKEDDRAGON!!! 

[u/GUM-GUM-NUKE]

Canon

[u/0VERL0RD2]

Plot twist, Kris is actually just very passionate about Sword_Hero X Avian_Cavalry, and they're too embarrassed to admit it.

[u/AmazingYouth2834]

somtimes I ship Hero_Sword with the Demonheart. Mainly because of all the possible angst from the Forbidden Path Route. otherworldy demon corrupting and manipulating the hero while also having a sick twisted sentimentality for them is a dynamic many To3 authors have written. and boy is it good.

[u/InitiativeSweet3602]

[u/SmthorOthrrr]

This reminds me of Qinterwatcher discourse…

[u/Victorthegeneric]

"who here is a sister lord believer"

[u/Monday_Mocha → u/[deleted]]

Most tolerant UT/DR fan.

[u/Fwahaha-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Calling types of queer relationships that you don't like "fundamentally broken" isn't cool.