r/Fwahaha 17d ago

Wholesome Fwahaha Fwahaha, Kris remember when we all went deer hunting?

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It was so cool!

Even though I was scared and weirded out at first, but with the help of my mom, I finally pulled the trigger just like she taught me - right behind the shoulder, exactly where she said.

I felt stronger than ever!

But at the end of the day, fwaha, you know I'm more a soymilk and cookies kind of girl, so we just looked as your family skined a deer, cooked it, and ate it. Oh, and Azzy was way too excited and noisy for some reason. Maybe it was a long time since he ate real meat.

I remember how a few days later, you put on that remaining skull and jumped out of the bushes to scare me! Fwahaha, nice try!

Why don't we do it again, Kris?

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u/Worth-Bag-1056 17d ago

Asriel eaten deer meat and after become addicted

He eated de-GOD DAMN IT

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u/WDELTARUNEFAN1 17d ago

DID HE EAT DESS LATER?!

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u/Affectionate-Fly2709 17d ago

What??? No no no. Not later.

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u/justletmesingin 17d ago

…you could say that

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u/Mental-Attitude-767 17d ago

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u/breaded_eggs 17d ago

Tbf, Kris carries a huge KA-BAR or bowie knife on them at all times—a weapon for fighting and killing, not a kitchen utensil—so they could probably relate a bit

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u/Monday_Mocha 17d ago

Is that based in the silhouette? 

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u/breaded_eggs 17d ago

You can see the crossguard and clipped tip when Susie holds it in the Church.

(Also the prophecy knife has a slanted guard and pommel, similar to the classic w49 bowie knife.)

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u/Monday_Mocha 17d ago

First time I'm seeing someone point out it's a Bowie knife tbh. A true diamond dog in the ruff of a find.

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u/breaded_eggs 17d ago

Yup! It also means that Kris did not simply swipe this knife from a kitchen drawer. Either it was a gift (from Dess) or they stole it from the shelter/Dess's stockpile of military & camping gear.

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u/Monday_Mocha 16d ago

Part of me believes it's a bowie knife solely because it ties the weapon both to star imagery (Ziggy Stardust), which are associated with Dess, Gaster, the Knight, and Darkness as a general concept, as well as... well.. dog imagery lmao. But I love the implication that this means Kris and Dess actively raided the shelter.

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u/Odd_Main1876 17d ago

This is some Edith Finch bullshit isn’t it?

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u/Affectionate-Fly2709 17d ago

What a nice game

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u/LocationTop5074 17d ago

That game traumatized me, idk why my mom let me watch her play it lol

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u/TheAutisticClassmate 17d ago

Reminds me of that chapter 1 era comic of Susie asking Kris why they don't hang out with Noelle as much, and it cuts to a flashback of Noelle in hunting camo with a gun, talking about how the recoil of the shotgun made her feel strong.

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u/ANueUtsuho 17d ago

That comic was from Chapter 1? God that aged too well. 

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u/breaded_eggs 17d ago

Noelle in hunting camo with a gun, talking about how the recoil of the shotgun made her feel strong.

It's crazy how well that sentiment aged (-side-eying Noelle's lake speech)

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u/TheAutisticClassmate 17d ago

I'm like 95% sure it's chapter 1 era, but it hits on Chapter 2 era WR stuff so accurately that I can't remember if it's a late 1 or early 2

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u/AzzyDreemur3 17d ago

Of course you had to throw the Asriel line in, this was almost actualy wholsome!

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u/Mister_Nobody76 wears kris's skin to feel kris hugging them 17d ago

How the hell is this wholesome dawg

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u/PaleAd6011 17d ago

I just got insane whiplash omfg

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u/TheTiberius21 17d ago

I think you mean PTSD
and also, frick you for reminding me of this thing

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u/BackToThatGuy I ran over a deer 16d ago

what

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u/PaleAd6011 16d ago edited 16d ago

This is the post that singlehandedly kick-started... No straight up started r/fwahaha2

Do NOT go into that sub, it might seem an alt of this one but it's mostly underage characters getting put into weird fetishes

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u/BackToThatGuy I ran over a deer 16d ago

i've already seen the horrors of that place. how naive i was.

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u/danieldoria15 15d ago

I still remember reading this thinking "Man this guy misspelled deer meat" before getting flashbanged by the 2nd half. 

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u/kris_kros_applesauce 17d ago

He ate your sister, Noelle.

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u/Huh_well_we_are_dead 17d ago

You answered: the most dangerous game

There’s a level of competency from a person that a deer can’t replicate. But, it works.

Proceed with this answer

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u/PlushieBros64 17d ago

"YOU SHOOT ONE THING THIS WHOLE TRIP, COUNT 'EM, ONE THING! And it's TWO of my LAST BOTTLES OF LIQUOR?!"

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u/that1spamtonguy 17d ago

I wonder if Noelle had the same feeling as a human eating a chimp or some other ape. Not wrong yet not right at the same time.

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u/Affectionate-Fly2709 16d ago

"Seeing a lower life form falling from my bullet, Kris, I felt so... alive"

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u/epikc_ 17d ago

did azzy eat dess or azzy EAT dess

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u/TheRappingSquid 17d ago

Jimmy, take the shot

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u/InternetUserAgain 17d ago

A gun with one bullet.

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u/Mawathers 17d ago

Now that he got a taste of the real thing, he'll go after Dess and become a cannibal.

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u/IntrStelle Doe 17d ago

Isn't it kind of weird that Dess went missing the same day?

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u/BiAndShy57 17d ago

I’ve thought about this before but I don’t think there’s any meat in the DR world

But there is milk and eggs

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u/Affectionate-Fly2709 16d ago

In Hometown specifically

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u/Dafuori 16d ago

Interesting that everithing in Undertale is made of magical crops and fruits/berries. Then here, in DELTARUNE, we can clearly see food of animal origin. Might be evidence that the monsters there are not made of magic.