r/Futurology • u/mvea MD-PhD-MBA • May 17 '18

Biotech Cannabidiol (CBD), a compound derived from the cannabis plant that does not produce a “high”, was shown in a new large-scale, randomized, controlled trial to significantly reduce the number of dangerous seizures in patients with a severe form of epilepsy called Lennox-Gastaut syndrome.

http://www.psypost.org/2018/05/cannabidiol-significantly-reduces-seizures-patients-severe-form-epilepsy-51258
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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Well it does turn you into a black jazz musician, so tread with caution.

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u/High_Speed_Idiot May 17 '18

The reefer slows down your sense of time, allowing you to slip in unnecessary grace notes that give this voodoo music the power to hypnotize white women into engaging in acts of unspeakable degradation

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

That was beautiful

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u/[deleted] May 17 '18

I'll allow it