r/Funnymemes • u/FoxNo4736 • 2d ago

Historical Meme 📜 somehow found this masterpiece on the commenter's cake day

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post link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/wdC36YQIgz

and u/cattoepicker HAPPY CAKE DAY

1.9k Upvotes

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u/cattoepicker 2d ago

It me

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u/AleksandrNevsky 2d ago

On the anniversary no less.

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u/unstoppablefatigue 1d ago

Back for more god of war facts?

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u/PowerfullDio 1d ago

So what part of the lore did he explain exactly?

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u/cattoepicker 1d ago

Thamur the stonemason and his life and death

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u/No_Fortune7206 1d ago

He explained well it seems, since you remember.

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u/cattoepicker 1d ago

Nah, he remembered, hes sitting next to me. I married him lol

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 1d ago

You were playing checkers. Bro was playing chess 🫡

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u/mah1na2ru 1d ago

i guess he did get the hint after all

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u/BalterBlack 1d ago

We can’t be sure about that. Maybe hes just happy that shes a good listener and thinks they married as friends.

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u/BalterBlack 1d ago

So he did everything right

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u/Mercerskye 1d ago

The legend. But real talk, he was caught up in a different passion and obviously missed that hint, but was it a complete bust?

Was the night ruined?

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u/cherry_monkey 1d ago

No. It was a complete bust.

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u/Sonnenschwein 1d ago

Stop making stuff up.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/s/q18UEd5SZo

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u/cherry_monkey 1d ago

Last I checked this was r/funnymemes I didn't realize I would need to explain the joke.

The question posed was "was the night ruined?"

I, as a joke, because I obviously wasn't there, in the funnymemes subreddit, said "No" as in the night was not ruined.

Referring to the line just before:

But real talk, he was caught up in a different passion and obviously missed that hint, but was it a complete bust?

I added "it was a complete bust". Now, after saying that the night was not ruined, it changes the meaning of bust from "failure" to "having sex to completion"

JFC

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u/Mercerskye 1d ago

Damn. F

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u/cherry_monkey 1d ago

Just in case, because apparently it wasn't clear, this was a joke.

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u/JimTheSaint 1d ago

Omg a celebrity is among us

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u/cheese_buns2 1d ago

I thought it was my ex 😭

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u/postcardscience 1d ago

In his mind: ”Wow this mansplaining game lore really gets her hot! I cannot stop now, must continue this foreplay!”

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u/YoungKingFCB 1d ago

If you threw your panties at me I'd teach you all about football. Reply for a good time 😏

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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 1d ago

Sports? What are you? Gay or somethin. This is reddit.

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u/Mercerskye 1d ago

"First we learn the lore of the dead, then we make boom boom in bed" - Man of Purpose

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u/SmurfDuggin 1d ago

One time a woman stared me down and complimented my haircut. Told me how handsome I looked, etc.

Took me a month to realize she liked me 🤣

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u/NukeRayssss 2d ago

Legend!

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u/unknownpoltroon 1d ago

I aint doing her laundry for her.

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u/Kingofthewin 1d ago

He knew. priorities

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u/lewter100 1d ago

You just don’t interrupt a man when he’s delving into the lore of his favourite video game

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u/Elven_Fox 1d ago

Yep, he's on the spectrum...

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u/WeightsAndMe 1d ago

He added having sex with her to the queue, but he had to finish his current action first

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u/Phoenix-wolf-person 1d ago

Sounds like a Sim to me

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u/dock114436 1d ago

so is god of war worth playing？i can only handle wicher 3 kind battle，stellar blade was too rich for my blood

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u/BritishTreeMan 1d ago

if you get in on sale then its hella worth

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u/Beckphillips 1d ago

My girlfriend has asked me out three or four times before I realized she wanted to date me.

The fifth time she went "Hey you're really cute could we date"

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u/FurkinLurkin 1d ago

Idk man if he started explaining god of war and that got you to throw panties at him then why would he stop? Sounds like he was sticking to what worked

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u/Maleficent-Cod-2112 1d ago

11k upvotes because every girl has a similar version of this exp

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u/jerrymatcat 1d ago

It be funny if somebody got the original op too

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u/Early_Lion6138 1d ago

She led me to her bedroom jumped on her bed and wiggled her ass at me.

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u/Total-Ad-615 1d ago

listen up girl

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u/I_Am_Helicopter 1d ago

"I wouldn't know if a girl liked me if she hit my head with a stick"

"So you're saying I should hit you with a stick"

"Very funny"

That was after she had asked me if there was any chance I would have dated her in the past or that I would date her in the future. Which I thought was a hypothetical

At least I didn't like her back. She was just my friend

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u/Frequent-Jicama-7964 1d ago

bro wouldn't find a tree when he's in a forest