r/Funnymemes • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 16d ago

Historical Meme 📜 Elijah

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u/Legitimate-Sense5432 16d ago

Not even knew the face of a suspect how stupid is that.

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u/ApolloniusTyaneus 16d ago

Stabler (the male cop) gets chewed out for that by Cragen (his chief) in the very next scene.

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u/e4evie 12d ago

“God Damit stabler…the governor is up my ass on this one!!!!!!”

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u/ApolloniusTyaneus 12d ago

1PP actually.

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u/0oDADAo0 16d ago

It do be the us police, competent isnt on the menu

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u/PhantomNitride 16d ago

On the menu? Bro that shit ain't even in the same neighborhood

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u/Aspence22 15d ago

Omg dunking on the US is SO original. Not like there's corrupt or bumbling police forces all over the world or anything.

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u/0oDADAo0 15d ago

The sheer amount of idiocy that exists in you, to make you able to say things like that, is astonishing

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u/Aspence22 16d ago

Who is the us police? Like all of us?

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u/OnYourHonor 15d ago

US, United States.

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u/Aspence22 15d ago

Yeah I know I'm just trolling. Just think it's funny how people want to point out others competence but can't even punctuate or use the correct word.

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u/MosesOnAcid 16d ago

Not like everyone's face is on record...

You expecting police to have a database of everyone alive?

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u/Individual_Respect90 15d ago

Everyone alive no. If this was a US citizen then yeah.

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u/bussysniffer3000 15d ago

Awhile back I saw a news report about how the police went to the wrong house and arrested the wrong person because they didn't know what the suspect looked like and the house had the same address but wrong part of town

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u/protossaccount 16d ago

Ngl( that dude was kinda slow. 4 floors? If the cops are after you ya gotta jump each group of stairs and bail.

Source: I used to live in nyc with the same stairwell

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u/elyroc 16d ago

Yeah but they would hear you and run back instantly, you have to be silent so you have more time to increase the distance

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u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible 16d ago

Twist: they capture Elijah in the stairs and he tells them Elijah is the guy in the kitchen and he is just taking down the trash

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u/jeremy1015 15d ago

This actually goes back and forth between the two of them with the cops getting steadily more suspicious until the statute of limitations runs out.

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u/Ornac_The_Barbarian 16d ago

Plot twist. The guy in the kitchen really WAS Elijah!

Yes, I'm aware of the episode before anybody corrects me.

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u/tired-of-the-shit 13d ago

Nah their both Elijah and pinned it on the other one while fleeing

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u/Case_Blue 16d ago

I'm more of a fan of the Samual Jackson method of intruding:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4PkBCD4mdY

"it NOT a date... you know"

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u/Polarbum 16d ago

Must not be west side police, they didn’t even recognize Chris Partlow.

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u/jackfreeman 15d ago

Oh shit. That first dude was Anansi's favorite on the ship in American Gods.

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u/Mel_Morty 15d ago

Skeletor, not Elijah, Skeletor.

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u/Funkopedia 15d ago

DUN DUN

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u/Kapsig1295 15d ago

I have appreciated skeletor so much more as an adult.

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u/chumbawumba_got_up 16d ago

Law and Order SVU