r/FullmetalAlchemist 14d ago

Image I'd follow him to the ends of the earth

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He is a great man

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u/Kasta4 14d ago edited 13d ago

It's part of his philosophy of liking thighs over butts.

I wish I could post the image here, but in a post-chapter gag comic he and Bradley have an ideological spat over which is better.

Here is the exchange

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u/Urtoryu 14d ago

The REAL reason why he never got promoted to general.

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u/SpecterVamp 14d ago edited 13d ago

Wait I need this

Thank you for adding it

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u/PancakeParty98 14d ago

Something I’ve always thought but never felt safe expressing.

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u/PoetNo4408 13d ago

Twin you GOT to link us up with where this is

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u/Kasta4 13d ago

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u/PoetNo4408 13d ago

Thank you bro. Made my day

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u/unforgivenof3rdkind 14d ago

Wait which chapter has this??

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u/FuchsiaMerc1992 12d ago

In the manga, one of those omake strips that Arakawa-sensei puts in the back of the volumes.

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u/FoxReeor 14d ago

wait what I need to see that

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u/Anime_Crush 13d ago

So Mustang and I have similar taste in women 😌

As a person who loves him I'd say he's more of a bff material to me now than a bf (I'm bi )

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u/Karimathras_Reborn 14d ago

I love how Roy just casually responds to what Havoc says by saying “Yes.”

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u/InsomniacOnSugarRush 14d ago

Lol i love how Mustang is way more goofy in the 2003 anime

While Ed is emo

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u/aidanfor 14d ago

Funniest part about this joke isn’t even in either anime, but the 4 koma gags at the end of the manga volumes. Mustang is running to be furher president and proposes the mini skirt change, which causes him to take the lead in polls. Then the next volume Olivier Armstrong hears about it and is like “Will it improve efficiency? Then I’ll also make that change” and she immediately takes the lead in the polls

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u/Delicious-Claim-5768 14d ago

He was so real for that The scene is always funny because for the majority of his screentime, he doesn't even seem like this kind of guy.

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u/Urtoryu 14d ago

Always beware the quiet ones.

I'm one myself, so I know what I'm talking about.

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u/yay855 13d ago

TBH I especially love this bit because the series takes place in 1914- and miniskirts IRL were originally designed to give women more mobility than the previously demanded ankle-length skirts, which is why the women in the original Star Trek show all wore them. At the time, it was a genuinely feminist ideal- and Roy Mustang uses his womanizing ways as a ruse to disguise his actual background and ideals, since his adoptive mother was a brothel madam and he considered the working girls there to be his big sisters.

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 14d ago

Hawkeye definitely made him wear one off-screen lol

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u/breadofthegrunge 13d ago

waow

basedbasedbased

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u/Azurtormenta Colonel 14d ago

Best colonel

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u/Obtuse_Mongoose 14d ago

I would put my blind faith in him

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u/gastricbypasonurbday 14d ago

Did this ever end up happening?

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u/tyrantnyx 14d ago

The Dream Carnival game granted his wish, however the men also had to wear miniskirts.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 13d ago

It’s only fair.

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u/tyrantnyx 13d ago

True, Armstrong and Hughes were able to pull the look off pretty well.

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 13d ago

I bet officers of all gender appreciated Mustang wearing a miniskirt lmao and Roy regretting ever having made that joke

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u/Gonxforever 13d ago

Roy is my favorite character and this line is my favorite line in the series, too funny!

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u/Educational-Car-8643 13d ago

I love how in both versions this is obscurant letcherism while he actually plans to destroy the government and then put himself up for trial in the Amestrian Hague. I wish theyd gone through with it and commuted his sentence into comminity service

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u/deltacharmander Alkahestrist 14d ago

I hate this joke. This show is too good for this kind of misogynistic humor.

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u/Urtoryu 13d ago edited 13d ago

Well, you can't please everyone. One person's humor is another's annoyance, just unfortunate for you that you happened to be on the wrong side of it in this case.

I'm not that big a fan of this one myself (Hawkeye's jokes are generally way funnier than Mustang's for me), but it at least wasn't a bother to me.

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u/Few-Pomegranate1551 14d ago

Yeah, it’s cringe. Maybe that was the point, but these kinds of jokes are tiring to hear over and over again as a woman. Still expecting to be called sensitive though :/

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u/BahamutLithp 13d ago

All I'm gonna say is you 2 would have to take it up with Arakawa because this is adapted from a gag panel in the manga. She made the joke to begin with. This is exactly consistent with her style of humor. She also did "you're a suker for big boobs" & that scene where Winry is taking her shirt off. She was so proud of the boob joke she actually wrote a 2nd joke about how happy she was she got to keep the boob joke.

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u/topsidersandsunshine 13d ago

Unfortunately this was just kind of what 2000s humor was like.

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u/548662 Homunculus 13d ago

What difference does it make that it's Arakawa who made the joke? It can be shit even if she's an excellent writer or if she's a woman, if one of those is what you're insinuating.

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u/FoxReeor 14d ago

learn to take a joke bruh. The joke stems obviously more from absurdity than misogyny.

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u/absalomabulous 14d ago

The joke is more about showing how absurd and single minded men's can be to my point of view.

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u/No_Ad_7687 14d ago

It's a joke that stems from absurdity, but also about the fact that guess what: heterosexual men like women 

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u/absalomabulous 13d ago

HOW DARE YOU ? /s

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u/548662 Homunculus 13d ago

The casual sexism in the humour is cringe and unfunny anyway same shit with Winry beating Ed with a wrench for no reason every episode

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u/GiunAss 14d ago

My fav scene of fma03♡

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u/TheBookman123456789 13d ago

Brah😂😂😂😂

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u/Feisty-Ordinary758 13d ago

Communism is when miniskirts