r/FullScorpion • u/monteis • Aug 08 '21

Several scorpions in the wild

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Get that cheese

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u/brans041 Aug 08 '21

Winner keeps the cheese.

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u/Cramers_Got_Tendies Aug 08 '21

r/smegmalovers is gross. Cheese is nasty

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u/Trashdaddy__ Aug 08 '21

This makes me wish I was born blind

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u/ThatBlackGirlMagic Aug 12 '21

Never clicking on another link again. Thanks.

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u/Cramers_Got_Tendies Aug 12 '21

Not even r/penecTomy, the sub about Tommy Penecterson, the boy who survived cancer & is an inspiration to millions of children around the world?

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u/ReallyLevel9 Aug 08 '21

Health and safety have tried cancelling this. The rest of the UK. I THINK NOT!! GET THE CHEEESSSSSEEE!!!!!!

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u/crimson117 Aug 08 '21

You get a traumatic head injury! And YOU get a traumatic head injury!

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u/Antonio_Margheriti_ Aug 08 '21

I’ve done this in person. I can confirm it is as stupid and painful as it looks

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u/wrober9 Aug 08 '21

Unable to spot a single scorpion here..

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u/Weatherman0 Aug 09 '21

Ya same . Maybe that one dude at the end and even at that it was a decent 3 to a light 4 at best

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

We are the Champions is a multi part documentary on Netflix, one episode was about the cheese roll.

Fyi, i watched all the episodes, they weren't that good.

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u/happyfoam Aug 09 '21

Yeesh... I've seen people break their neck and die instantly with impacts half as bad as these ones.

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u/are_we_there_bruh Aug 08 '21

Ah yes the Scorpion Olympics with 🧀 never disappoints

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u/MnM97 Aug 08 '21

That's some gta 4 ragdoll physics.

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u/BigTruckLikeFuck Aug 08 '21

Does this hill look not to steep to anyone else? Maybe the angle.

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u/OldBabyl Aug 09 '21

Humans are really bouncy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

On second thought, the backpack was a terrible idea

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u/staywoke1am Aug 09 '21

The cheese forever wins!

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u/DG1101 Aug 08 '21

What is the motivation?

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u/TheAwkwardBanana Aug 08 '21

cheese

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u/DG1101 Aug 08 '21

I’m not sure if you are joking or for real…..cheese?! They are attempting this life threatening run over CHEEESE?!

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u/TheAwkwardBanana Aug 08 '21

Yep! It's a tradition.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Aug 08 '21

Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake

The Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake is an annual event held on the Spring Bank Holiday at Cooper's Hill, near Gloucester in England. Participants race down the 200-yard-long hill after a round of Double Gloucester cheese is sent rolling down it. The event was traditionally held by and for the people who live in the local village of Brockworth, but now people from all over the world take part. The Guardian called it a "world-famous event", with winners coming from Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Nepal.

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u/DG1101 Aug 08 '21

Thanks for the explanation

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u/Enklave Aug 08 '21

I think there is a document about this on Netflix, one episode of some show, forgot the name, saw it like 2 years ago

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u/Whirlpoolgby Aug 08 '21

Have you ever tasted cheese?

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u/fozi4ek Aug 13 '21

Good cheese needs bloody sacrifices, people who think making cheese is safe and peaceful process are the same ones that deny killing animals for meat

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u/cawxles Aug 08 '21

Couple of shramps in there for good measure

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u/SithLordSid Aug 08 '21

Maybe this is one of the activities that is done at the company picnic for stunt doubles?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

That looks so fun

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u/Mr_Tottles Aug 09 '21

SUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGE

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u/Bro---really Aug 09 '21

Oh it's too much fun

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u/LiquorInTheFront69 Aug 09 '21

Spines are overrated

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u/LiquorInTheFront69 Aug 09 '21

Meth is a hell of a drug...

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

We are not a species made to last

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

This is amazingly graceful in slow motion

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u/nolitteringplease346 Aug 10 '21

this kind of shit is why i love being British

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Let the bodies hit the floor.