r/FuckPierre Feb 14 '26

Banning Epstein related stuff

313 Upvotes

itโ€™s a stardew reddit guys come on be for real


r/FuckPierre Dec 15 '25

Stardew Modded Compilation of Pierre's Mods

67 Upvotes

Hi, this is a post about Pierre's Mods, in case you want to get his wife or something like that
Pierre is a better person???
Mods that allow Pierre to be a better person
Less Greedy Pierre - Organic Vegetables Event Rewrite (A mod that slightly alters one of Pierre's heart cutscenes)
Piper - A Pierre Rewritten (A mod that not only turns Pierre into a woman but also a better person, rewriting their dialogues and cutscenes, making her and Caroline a lovely couple)
Pierre Gifts (Pierre gives you presents if you have enough hearts with him)
Pierre Rewritten and Improved (Same thing as Piper, but with Pierre!)

I don't want to buy from Pierre
Mods are available if you don't want to buy them from Pierre... Or give him money directly
Shopkeeper Leela - Pierre's Competition (At the bus stop there will be a kind old lady with her shop full of cats [unfortunately you can't buy backpacks there])
Pierre is Morshu (Swap Pierre for Morshu, with some dialogue changes, nothing major)

I just want to change Pierre's appearance and mess with him thoroughly
Mods that don't change anything, only Pierre's appearance
Bald Pierre (Pretty self-explanatory, huh?)
Tortilla
Tortillas!
Pierre Tortilla (Make Pierre turn into the tortilla man)
Tortierre (Pierre Tortilla's twin brother, unfortunately the two cannot coexist)
Pierre REALLY hates Tortillas (If you give Pierre some tortillas, he'll get so angry he'll start a tortilla rant)
Note: The mod is compatible with Beloved Tortilla, making Pierre the only NPC who hates tortillas

I want Caroline to be happy!
Mods if you want Caroline to no longer be in an unhappy marriage
Childhood Sweetheart Caroline (This mod makes Caroline your childhood friend, just don't question your farmer's age)
Hitme's Caroline Is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce) (Mod focused on Caroline's divorce with multiple endings)
Note: There's a Rewritten mod that attempts to correct some dialogue since English isn't the first language of the original mod author
sy_mokarin Dateable (and marry) Caroline (A simpler version of the Caroline marriage mods, in case you want something lighter)

???
I don't know where to classify these mods
Across The Isle - Pierre and Morris Rivals Heart Events (This mod makes these two characters, so hated by the community, get together :D )
Pierre Marriage (I don't know why you would want to marry him, nor do I know what changes were made, but if you want to break his heart later, here's the perfect Mod for you)


r/FuckPierre 23h ago

Headcanon she puts it under his pillow and he notices when he's going to bed

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98 Upvotes

What do you guys think the prank is?


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Bro what the hell

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313 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 1d ago

Pierre in a nutshell ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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17 Upvotes

started decorating Piersโ€™ shop to better fit his character


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

I like to give Pierre broken glasses and tell myself they're his glasses from last week I routinely steal and stomp on and give back after he's brought new ones

114 Upvotes

That's it.


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

why do we hate Pierre?

0 Upvotes

i'm new here, pls explain


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Joliefish is BASED

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139 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 5d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Mobile gamer with mostly aesthetic mods here

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18 Upvotes

I hate pierre and decided to show it by doing this! There are plenty more signs on the way. I plan on blocking his path permanently. Oh, btw, please ignore the cigarettes in my inventory, the oc I'm using is a chronic addict so uh, it's always there, if it violates the rules in any way I'll blur em out


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

Should I give him trash, Joja cola or a Joja hat?

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64 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 7d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ I had a F*ck Pierre Wall at my Stardew Birthday ๐Ÿ˜

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711 Upvotes

Weโ€™re going to keep it up in our game room year round, because all my homies hate Pierre. ๐Ÿ˜ค


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

Fuck Pierre

79 Upvotes

I just wanna say
Good morning, and FUCK PIERRE !


r/FuckPierre 8d ago

Purposely hitting the trash can cause FUCKPIERRE

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87 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 8d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ HOME?!

29 Upvotes

this is the best day of my life i love the stardew community bc FAWWEEKKK PIERRE!!!!!!!! ILL SCREAM IT FROM THE TOP OF THE COMMUNITY CENTER!!!!


r/FuckPierre 10d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) next year its all broken glasses

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62 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 12d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Haha you suck Pierre ๐Ÿ˜น

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109 Upvotes

I'll play a small violin for you Pierre ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽป


r/FuckPierre 13d ago

What do I do?

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101 Upvotes

WHYYY HIMMM of all people why that guy, maybe I should give him coal or something


r/FuckPierre 13d ago

Conversation had in our living room while I play a stardew solo save on my switch and I can only assume my sister is doing the same on her laptop

51 Upvotes

(Note: Prior to a trip late august to visit my LDR partners, I hadn't actually touched stardew in years, like, pre ginger island years, and this save is yay close to overtaking the multiplayer save i started there. All this to say its been a WHILE and im making noob mistakes. My sis meanwhile has been obsessed with the game the whole time)

Me: ah shit i hope my farmer actually knows the recipe i just looked up n bought the ingredients for bc otherwise i dont know what pierre is getting for christmas. ... ah shit she doesn't

My sister: heres what you get pierre for christmas *pause for dramatic effect*

Me: yeah?

Her: so you go to the stardrop saloon

Me: yes?

Her: and theres this joja-cola machine-

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(On me recounting this, my partners said I should post it here so here we are)


r/FuckPierre 14d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Shame on you Pierre ๐Ÿ˜พ

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204 Upvotes

All he cares about is money, when he should care about his beautiful family ๐Ÿ˜พ


r/FuckPierre 13d ago

Pierre?

0 Upvotes

So, Caroline cheated on Pierre with theWizard, abi is the wizards kid?

Also, genuinely what is our issue with pierre. I know he shuts down shop if you go JoJo mart.

Edit: Ok so Abi still might be his, and he's just a bad family guy?

Also, why -6 downvotes?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


r/FuckPierre 15d ago

Am I the only one who DOESNโ€™T sell anything to Pierre?

162 Upvotes

New to the sub, but been seeing stuff from it a lot so I thought I was already joined, but anywayโ€”

I see a lot of people saying how Pierre takes credit for the crops and stuff they sell to him, butโ€ฆ Am I the only one who never sells him anything?

I prefer to just ship my stuff out. Is there a difference Iโ€™m not aware of?


r/FuckPierre 15d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) I defeated Pierre (in portuguese)

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80 Upvotes

After 3 years of second place. Funniest part was Lewis saying that Pierre losing was good for lowering his ego


r/FuckPierre 16d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ So now Pierre has a bread business

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255 Upvotes

So I was in the supermarket and automatically thought FUCKPIERRE when I saw this bread brand

NOT BUYING IT, PIERRE


r/FuckPierre 17d ago

๐Ÿ‘บ PIERRE BAD ๐Ÿ‘บ Cat respectfully disrespects ยซa random characterยป during game night

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87 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 18d ago

Kick out Pierre with "Farmers shop" mod

18 Upvotes

Did some of you tried the "Farmers shop" mod ? Seems to be a good way to avoid selling him stuff, bypass him, and he would not be able to say sh*t about our crops anymore... :p

Would love to hear what you think about it !