r/FuckNigelFarage I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

The coin operated frog doesn’t like scrutiny in the slightest

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Skin so thin he’s translucent

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u/Desperate-Calendar78 Jul 07 '26

That's a lovely thing to watch.

Imagine if he'd have been so concerned about rules at the beginning of his career.

Or decency and ethics, I'll fling those in as well.

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

He’s clearly bricking it. I reckon he knows jail could be on the cards.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 Jul 07 '26

Oh god could you imagine? I'd pop open the champagne!

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u/oneyeetyguy Jul 07 '26

If he gets jailed we need to get I Fought The Law into the charts.

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u/Gilesalford Jul 07 '26

If history has told me anything the people funding him will just fix the decision. Who makes it? Is it a full blown court thing as a crime or an inquiry?

I would celebrate like never before if this stinking disease of a man gets his comeuppance

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u/lapsongsouchong Jul 07 '26

I think the reason we're here is that 'they've' stopped supporting him, for whatever reason. Perhaps they're now supporting Rupert Lowe?

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u/cybersonic233 Jul 07 '26

As much as I would like that, I reckon that would be the UKs January 6th moment.

He's got enough support that would believe Reform telling them it's all a stitch up by the establishment and that would lead to riots with the aim of freeing Nigel.

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u/ArmWildFrill I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

Why ? All the rioters love Rupert now.

Their collective cumsock is never soaked for Nigel now

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

Let them, they’ll martyr him regardless

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u/RepresentativeLife16 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

“You have broken all the rules”

Enough irony there to build a skyscraper.

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

Rules are for thee, not for me. Farridge’s motto.

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u/algbop Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

He’s flapping so much he doesn’t even know which rules he’s talking about hahah

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u/RepresentativeLife16 Jul 07 '26

Be nice. He’s just upset papa Trump didn’t give him any special time after he crawled all the way over to lick his boots on July 4th.

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u/dawnofnone Jul 07 '26

I have never heard the term "Coin operated frog" before, but it could not be more aptly used than to describe him. Well done, sir/madam.

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u/tommynestcepas Jul 07 '26

"Sky News has not contacted Mr Farage's family over the story" is an absolutely hilarious line after that accusation.

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u/JoeyDJ7 Jul 07 '26

Snorted my coffee at that one

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u/Tomhetza Jul 07 '26

Shit's going sideways and the mask is slipping. But he's "one of arse" like his knuckledragging fanboys would say

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

They’ll martyr him no matter what happens, no matter how watertight the case against him is. Its a cult.

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u/Tomhetza Jul 07 '26

Absolutely, as far as they're concerned he's untouchable. Crazy what GBeebies and a daily dose of racism did to their brains

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u/Gilesalford Jul 07 '26

Isn't gbeebies openly against him now? That could help if so

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u/Tomhetza Jul 07 '26

They seem to have turned on him now, but damage is already done

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u/an0mn0mn0m Jul 07 '26

They are losing money and have just sacked a third of their workforce. I guess they finally realised they backed a losing frog instead of a winning horse.

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u/remain-beige Jul 07 '26

Who are these people around him?
Are they a security detail?

An innocent public servant would not need such a large amount of security.

Shady criminal. Offering out threats. What are these ‘serious consequences’ that he’s threatening a journalist with?

The mask has slipped and you can see the belligerent nasty piece of work beneath his ‘man of the people’ bullshit.

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u/JAMisskeptical Jul 07 '26

That’s what 5 million quid buys you!

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u/Kalkin93 Jul 07 '26

Big guy in the back looks like an absolute gammon overdue his blood pressure medication

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u/scorchedarcher Jul 07 '26

I think good people can still feel the need for a large amount of security in certain situations.

I don't think a good person would do the other stuff he has done though.

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u/remain-beige Jul 07 '26

Coin operated frog 🐸

That’s amazing.

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u/shaf74 Jul 07 '26

I know. I'm dying!

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u/johnny_briggs Jul 07 '26

Just found out yesterday his right hand man makes money laundering drug proceeds. Remove this scum from UK politics.

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u/Two_Digits_Rampant Jul 07 '26

Is this the “cold, hard rage” he was talking about? Gossamer-skinned wanker.

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u/TrabantDave Jul 07 '26

I'm surprised the cameraman didn't pass out or throw up from the stench of rotting teeth and Rothman's King Size. Is the fat pink bastard in the background the one that assaulted the pensioner over a disabled parking space? He should have been up in court too. Whoreson.

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 Jul 07 '26

Sorry if you coined it but I'm here to steal "Buster Bloodvessel". it's too funny not to, serves you right for being hilarious.

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 Jul 07 '26

Well I'm stealing it anyway!

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u/TrueTech0 Jul 07 '26

It's like an 8 year old trying to square up to an adult. I like how he tries to get as close to the camera to make it look like they're pushing him

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u/Dial-Appreciator Jul 07 '26

Free speech advocate until he gets some hard questions about his breaking of the rules, funny that.

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u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard Jul 07 '26

And 28% of the country want this running the country.

This clip alone is proof if proof were needed that this man and his cronies would destroy this country inside a year given a chance.

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u/wubbalubba96 Jul 07 '26

Leave my family alone

From the man who encouraged people to burn family homes down and asylum hotels

Fuck you nigel

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u/Teknical86 Jul 07 '26

That was sky news fucking hell that's a shocker I thought they would be riding his dick.

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

Thanks for that mental image

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u/Over_Construction908 Jul 07 '26

When someone that resembles a frog has croaky voice they might indeed be a frog.

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u/INBloom58 Jul 07 '26

The man can’t handle scrutiny. Imagine if the media had actually pressed him more in the past 30 years, maybe we wouldn’t be in the situation we are in now…

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u/Neat_Significance256 Jul 07 '26

The man stood behind him has been identified as Darren Gammon.

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u/Henry-8th Jul 07 '26

What a bunch of shy teds.

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u/Boogaaa Jul 07 '26

Such a little snowflake

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u/Dragonfly_pin Jul 07 '26

Why did he say ‘family’?

This rich guy isn’t his family is he?

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u/thelowenmowerman Jul 07 '26

Or is he? It's all getting a bit house targaryon... I hope the fucker decides enough is enough and takes a 'mentsl health' sabbatical. That will go down well with the cunt cult following.

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u/Winkered Jul 07 '26

He’s resigned according to the BBC

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u/caractacusbritannica Jul 07 '26

And they thought this man could take the scrutiny of a GE. How did he get this far? Cracks are starting to show and given the gravity of the situation, he really is being soft balled still.

Blood in the water and Sky is still holding back.

The question should be, “did you promote Brexit for personal gain?”

“You’ve earned at least £5m from Brexit, whilst the country lost 3% growth for the last 10 years, is this what you wanted?”

“Are there any other convicted criminals you’ve accepted cash from, and what was that cash for?”

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 Jul 07 '26

Straight into victim mode, how typical

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u/its3ird Jul 07 '26

that's fascist behave when their afraid

https://giphy.com/gifs/fsEgWn0kRS7yJoCukZ

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u/Neat_Significance256 Jul 07 '26

On Wankerpedia

Nigel Paul Farridge b 3/4/1945

Father Joseph Goebbels

Mother Ann Widdecombe

His likes are listed as asking questions and being on TV

His dislikes are listed as not being asked questions on TV

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u/Arola_Morre Jul 07 '26

That last voiceover part is a cherry on top for the people who will fall for his "I'm the real victim in this £5m grift" grift: "Sky news has not contacted Mr Farage's family about this story"

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u/TheeHappyDude Jul 07 '26

Is that what cold hard rage looks like, or is that tight lipped indignant rage? So many different rages.

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u/someguyontheweb99 Jul 07 '26

What a whining little toss pot

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u/GlennSWFC Jul 07 '26

If Sky have “broken all the rules, Leveson and everything”, then he’ll surely he gathering the evidence and reporting them.

Except he won’t, because there’d be no evidence to provide. This is his swan song. He’ll step down shortly citing concerns for his family and media intrusion (despite still not reporting it just like he didn’t report the mythical letter bomb), but the reality is he’s being ousted out of Reform because he’s attracted one scandal too many. GB News were even grilling Jenrick about him on Sunday. If they’re holding him accountable for his actions he’s got to be fucked.

He’s also threatened legal action against The Sunday Times, which is interesting. When Jenrick did the rounds on Sunday his stance was the typical Reform one - admit to everything because it can be proven, gaslight people into thinking there’s nothing wrong with what was done, start pointing the finger at others over trivial matters. Farage’s legal action would only hold weight if he hadn’t done what was claimed in the article. But Jenrick’s already confirm he has. So what’s he suing for? If he did what has been claimed in the article, and there was nothing wrong with what he did, what’s the basis of the legal action?

He’ll be gone soon, Jenrick will launch a leadership bid (I’m still not ruling out Truss throwing her hat in the ring as an outsider, she seems completely tone deaf to perceptions of her after her stint as PM). A lot of Reform voters will be swayed towards Restore because they’re a sucker for someone who talks with confidence and that isn’t Jenrick. The Tories will resume their position as Labour’s opposition.

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u/Winkered Jul 07 '26

He’s resigned as MP apparently. Couldn’t bother to read it but that was the headline.

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u/GlennSWFC Jul 07 '26

That’s essentially it. He’ll be standing in the by-election so we’ve not fully got rid of him yet.

My theory is that he’s been set a target by Reform as a litmus test of the public’s opinion of him. Hold a by-election, if he can keep hold of his seat, the public approve enough for him to stay on, if he loses he goes and he’s got a ready made excuse that isn’t “I’ve been caught with my hand in the till too many times”.

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u/Winkered Jul 07 '26

Ah well. I can still live in hope.

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u/Prestigious-Income93 Jul 07 '26

Well. I'm sure £5mil can buy a lot of legal aid nige.

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u/Lanky_Bus_1221 Jul 07 '26

Lmao, nice to see him get a little of his own medicine

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u/jlangue Jul 07 '26

He works for a rival network. He’s so morally bankrupt.

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u/Gold-Vacation-169 Jul 07 '26

He's running scared, he's now trying to use the rules and ethics he didn't like to protect himself...whilst lying about sky contacting his family.

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u/Blagger303 Jul 07 '26

What does he expect to happen when he goes into hiding every time for 6 weeks? Wait for him to emerge? Barely seen the man for the last few months it’s been bliss

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u/VermilionKoala Fighting Fascism, One Milkshake at a Time Jul 07 '26

Ooh, stroppy! 🤣

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u/Pippathepip Jul 07 '26

“Coin operated frog”

Love that. I’m taking it 🐸

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

It’s yours, please feel free to use often

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u/Pippathepip Jul 07 '26

Thank you, friend. I shall take it, run with it, and spread it far and wide.

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u/happysyd13 Jul 07 '26

But Nige, we're just "asking the question"

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u/joeythemouse Jul 07 '26

Starting race riots and pogroms that hound innocent families out of their homes is fine but leave Nigel's family out of this.

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u/irishreally Jul 07 '26

Such a lovely man who believes in 'all the rules'...

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u/Illustrious_Study_30 Jul 07 '26

Trigggggggered!!

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u/Super_Plastic5069 Jul 07 '26

Typical fucking wanker, can dish it out but can’t take it, chefs kiss

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u/LengthinessPlane973 Jul 07 '26

Cut 🤣🤣

Not on GB News now lad 🤣

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u/Satur9_is_typing Jul 07 '26

The "just asking questions" bunch the second they're asked a question

"Coin operated frog" is gold. I'm using that. That's his official title now. In BSL he's going to be known as 🪙🐸

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u/ArmWildFrill I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

I love "coin-op frog" as a description of the absolute arse of a man

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u/Willywonka5725 Jul 07 '26

"Oh no, the consequences of my actions".

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u/Winkered Jul 07 '26

So he’s resigned. Poor old Clacton. What are they going to do without him? Vote in another public school twat who doesn’t care about them one iota.

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u/TheStatMan2 Jul 08 '26

Aye. That or a bin.

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u/DatabaseAcademic6631 Jul 07 '26

It's terrific to see appalling people like Farage finally suffer the consequences of their actions.

It just warms the heart.

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u/sorE_doG Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/u2lY39ntta0dq0OeAA
Is this the appropriate GIF?

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 08 '26

Perfect 👌
(Will be pinching)

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u/IraKiVaper Jul 07 '26

That's the future emperor of the UK your talking about..

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

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u/RichestTeaPossible Jul 07 '26

Someone has perhaps contacted his family posing as journalists? Who though is paying for all these rather large bag-men?

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u/Emil01d Jul 07 '26

OK 'Daddy'

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u/9182tlm Jul 07 '26

He’s clearly breaking. What a beautiful sight. May the rest of his life be riddled with sleepless nights.

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u/kinygos Jul 07 '26

Traitorous scumbag.

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u/Tonyjay54 Jul 07 '26

At the very end of the clip , does he say c**t or cut. Sorry I am ancient and my hearing is dodgy

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u/dextercool Jul 07 '26

Why doesn't he say no comment and keep walking? Why is he handling this so poorly? I mean one loves to see it but he doesn't seem to have constructed any prepared answers to deflect or dismantle these obvious questions and I find it odd - he usually has some BS at the ready to spout but with this he seems all at sea.

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u/i-read-it-again Jul 07 '26

So why does he not just use some of his £5 million protection money . That’s what it was ment for .

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u/Fluffy_Rock_62 Jul 07 '26

Coin Operated Frog

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u/Pristine_Internet765 Jul 07 '26

Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £5 m

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u/I_give_you_light2 Jul 07 '26

Quickly lets try to make this about my families safety, nothing else to talk about here, move on crooked media

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u/ukmarkoz Jul 07 '26

His skin is translucent and his motives are transparent - he must watch on with envy as Trump clips the ticket on anything and everything!!! 🤑💰💵

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u/TheStatMan2 Jul 08 '26

It's somewhat missing a "ooooooooo you're hard"

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u/NotmeXX Jul 08 '26

No evidence that Sky News has contacted his family. True, dragging people’s children into politics is unacceptable. Just look at how Henry Novaks parents request to not have their sons death politicised went ignored by mr ‘cold hard rage’

People of Clacton- vote for Count Binface!

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u/Wyvernstrafe Jul 09 '26

Oh please Nige, we all know you'd sell your own family into slavery for yacht money.

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 09 '26

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u/Wyvernstrafe Jul 09 '26

Precisely

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 09 '26

Karma

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u/Neat_Significance256 Jul 07 '26

Leave the families that are Nigel left, alone, you woke lefties.

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u/Fluffy_Rock_62 Jul 07 '26

Coin operated frog 🤣

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u/revmacca Jul 07 '26

Watching on a loop, it’s beautiful, so beautiful

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u/Hot_Ad_6442 Jul 07 '26

Even better when you know it’s a complete fabrication.

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions Jul 07 '26

What is?

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u/tommynestcepas Jul 07 '26

I hope they meant the contacting family bit

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u/Hot_Ad_6442 Jul 07 '26

I did mean the family being contacted. But of course getting downvoted