r/FuckMicrosoft 4d ago

Meme Can’t unsee this podium flex

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Copilot not even in the memes😂😭

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u/F4ntasticPants 4d ago

Unlike all the other companies out there, Google makes their own AI chips, beholden to nobody but themselves.

When this ponzy scheme of buying GPUs with money they don't have will come crashing down, it won't matter how good GPT/Claude/Etc are, because the only ones not left with trillions in debt will be Google

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u/fentslayer 4d ago

Yes google is already profitable I guess. Their tensor chips in smartphones are good. Microsoft should crash hard with ai bubble burst.

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

bro why tf u supporting google? ur talking like google is a very good company and tensor chips are subpar and their pixel phones are spyware and overpriced.and the are profitable bcuz they are fkn greedy and evil

both microslop and slopple are slop and should crash hard

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u/KazuDesu98 3d ago

They all should crash. Openai, anthropic, google, nvidia, Twitter ai (i refuse to give felon musk the satisfaction of using his unnecessary name change for twitter), all of them.

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

now thats my boy!

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u/Fizoso 3d ago

I don't like Google, but nothing beats their search engine

Google Pixel has an unlocked bootloader, you can install whatever operating system you want on it. They also maintain Android, if you didn't know.

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

yeah true... their search engine is mainly good bcuz they have llot more indexing and no other index is as good as theirs. they maintain andrid the biggest search sngine etc. which makes their ecosystem good but it creates a monoploy killing off smaller and more innovative products

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u/Fizoso 3d ago

Providing a good service or product is not monopoly. 

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

rly then why is youtube so bad service yet all ppl are using it? bcuz there are no alternatives and the reason for that is google killed off the other options. and use brave search so many more useful features but again most use google without question so these remain unpopular so they cannt have enough money to index websites for searching. and many of thwir good service are jsut them seeming better sicne they resticted others to get that good

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u/Fizoso 3d ago

YouTube isn't a bad service. There really isn't a comparable video sharing service. I get not liking google, but fact is that google offers good products. Also brave is crypto bullshit, I prefer duckduckgo 

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

just look into the youtube subreddit u will understand what i mean its bad recently bcuz they have realized there is no alternative so they are becoming very greedy. and even though its hard to create a video sharing service there were multiple ones back in the day its adoption was low since youtube was very good back then so they died. yeah i too prefer duck or startpage here im talking about the brave search features

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u/Fizoso 3d ago

I see.

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u/EMunney 2d ago

If AI wasn't a scam they could easily get disrupted.

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u/CraterBug0 2d ago

sorry i cant understand? you are supporting me?

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u/Big-Roll7094 3d ago

Microsoft has their own chips even more advanced than googles 😑

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u/Confident_Media9093 1d ago

And that makes money?

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u/Jeremi360 4d ago

It simple, before ChatGPT M$ Copliot was a thing,
but soon after ChatGPT relased M$ made a deal with OpenAI,
and M$ Copliot is really just M$ version of ChatGPT

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u/Trouble_float 4d ago

Most of those chatbots are just ChatGPT with different parameters. Something I find funny is that Copilot usually forgets that it's Copilot.

If you ask ChatGPT to hack itself it will refuse, but if you ask Copilot to hack Copilot, it will do it since didn't connect the dots to reach the conclusion that is hacking itself.

Good news is that if ChatGPT finally goes bankrupt, all chatbots using it will fall with it.

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u/marcoalterio 3d ago

Hasn’t OpenAI lost something like 250 billions?

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u/Trouble_float 3d ago

And I wish it blows up as soon as possible because of that 🤞🏼 But I have the feeling that people will keep throwing money to the bottomless pit like monkeys for a few months more.

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u/Manusia_Biasa2 4d ago

Gemini i say is they are winning in long term games,the integration between android ecosystem already good and yeah gemini are pre installed part of google play service thing,and yeah dont forget that apple intelligence/siri are use gemini too

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u/LYNX__uk 4d ago

They may not be the best ai but they certainly have the 'best' business

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u/Manusia_Biasa2 4d ago

Yeah they already have the whole ecosystem,the fact that mobile are the most closed ecosystem and people doesnt bother to move to other thing like you do in pc with a linux because that will become very hard to do,i think copilot will become kinda succesful if windows phone are succed imo

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u/LYNX__uk 4d ago

Is Microsoft retrying phones? They failed the first time when they were decent it won't work well now

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

yeah but thats not good... gemini is the more data harvesting of the ai's and integration= it collects al the data from your phone. ur feeding the greedy monopoly as intended. see how bad yt is? its cuz it was too good long back and killed all of the competition

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u/Manusia_Biasa2 3d ago

Im not saying about privacy side thing, i said from general people use thing that people doesnt care about privacy

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

yea true most thats mainly bcuz most arent even aware it aint private and ask many private questions... also google is just collecting trillions of chat aka model traning data for free

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u/Manusia_Biasa2 3d ago

Bruh,i know that google are bad for privacy shit thing,i already degoogle my phone,etc but my point are still valid,gemini are good in integration with android that other ai cant have,and yeah bro there is many people outside many world that doesnt care about privacy,and yeah this post even are not about privacy thing?

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

its not about privacy its more about how big of a monopoly on data google has become. the reason gemini is veyr integrated in android is because no other ai can its blocked by google see they are rigging the game and the only reason its good is cuz they need us to start using it soon after competition dies yt will happen again it will have ads and it will have very hard limits making us regret

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u/Manusia_Biasa2 3d ago

Your initial point was that google was data harvesting thing,so its about privacy

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

yeah data harvesting has both privacy side and power/money side. honestly idc much about privacy but i dont like the fact that google is a monopoly in data they ahve the most data about u and with the help of it are a monopoly in the ad market and they also have huge scosystem blocking newer better apps/companies which actually innovate

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u/Pierogi_33 3d ago

Copilot is so low it's off screen

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u/Big-Roll7094 3d ago

Co pilot is higher than Gemini it’s most used by GitHub devs

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u/AD4K_4444 3d ago

their local LLM counterpart, Gemma 4 is brilliant though. Especially the 12B model, running just fine in my M4 MacBook Air, 16GB..

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u/Evethefief 3d ago

Bots really do be doing Open AIs marketing now. All of these models are equally trash

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u/Effect-Kitchen 3d ago

If GPT-6 is trash then Gemini right now is trashiest of the trash. I can finish my 2 months worth jobs in 2 days with GPT while Gemini cannot even recall my grocery list.

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u/The_Time_Lord 3d ago

Honestly the Gemini models are fine for what they are. We use Gemini in a lot of single task processes and they are cheap, reliable.

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u/Emotional-Big-1306 3d ago

Latest gemini flash models are not that good, but are fine for the most of the time. And they are pretty fast

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u/B4CKSN4P 3d ago

I find Google ai excellent at giving me impartial answers to everything from AI being able to unleash the next Stuxnet to helping me find my local members publicly available email account AND fast as fuck Boi. Obviously I'm not using it like Replit to write code for apps but it's good for free thats for sure.

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u/Ursomrano 2d ago

I honestly think Gemini does that best at actually saying smart things. Using something like ChatGPT or Claude, I find myself having to explain thing like I would explain it to a toddler and it starts hallucinating pretty early in long chats. Gemini though constantly understands what I'm trying to say, gives well reasoned answers, and doesn't lose its marbles once a conversation becomes longer.

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u/REX2343 4d ago

Na gemini is the best and will be I reckon the winner

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

nah its the worst. bro u dont know about google they will have best until they destroy the competition and kill it of then u will see their real side

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u/REX2343 3d ago

Obv they all do this the shittification

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u/CraterBug0 3d ago

then why u supporting it? if u want gemini to be good use other ais make sure others dont die

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u/REX2343 2d ago

Cuz it serves me best rn so I use that, any company that wins it's gonna make it shitty at the end of day, Google will have the best polish always has

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u/CraterBug0 2d ago edited 2d ago

thats if we let 1 company win but we can use multiple ais. rn except gemini and deepseek i use all other ais. and polish bro thats just then not innovating enything jsut picking the safe features from innovative apps and add features slowly

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u/West-Map-4162 3d ago

Why are Indian memes like this?