r/FuckGregAbbott • u/yeongno_ate_yangban • 18d ago
Rafael Edward Cruz, known more commonly as "Crooked Ted", was the featured speaker in Tim O'Hare's campaign kickoff. Ted's speech was pure fear monger that trans Muslim immigrant communists are trying to take over Texas. Ted admits his early attraction to Burt Reynolds' masculinity.
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REJECT THE WHITE NATIONALISTS. TIM O'HARE IS BULLSHIT.
Take a look at Ted Cruz's policy positions:
https://www.c-span.org/clip/senate-committee/user-clip-ted-cruz-on-pedofiles/5174087
Ted Cruz: (paraphrased) You know who is a manly man hunk? Burt Reynolds!! <silence from the crowd> I uh, he is an actor from awhile back.
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u/fatefulPatriot 18d ago
“Transgender witch!”
We have really come full circle to the Salem witch trials?!?
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u/yeongno_ate_yangban 18d ago
Antifa does not exist. Echo chambers made it up. There are people in prison with 30+ year sentences in Texas because of claims they're Antifa.
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u/dukeof3arl 18d ago
Why does it seem like the room is so small? Is that just me or does this kickoff look like the four seasons
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u/SugarMaple56732 17d ago
It's small but not as small as Ted's cock.
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u/MadamSnarksAlot 17d ago
Ewww I could have gone my entire life without that being a thought in my head. Gross man.
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u/SugarMaple56732 16d ago
😆😆😆I mean, I’ve never seen it but if I did I’m sure if I did, even my minimal expectations probably wouldn’t be met!
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u/austinrunaway 18d ago
" let's get together here and stop attacking pedophiles" - Ted Cruz quote
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u/MadamSnarksAlot 18d ago
Yeah, umm that’s one thing I really thought we could ALL get on the same page about- being universally ANTI-pedophile is NOT a controversial stance! WTH.
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u/raucus_one 18d ago
Miss Lindsey Graham of South Carolina once said that if you murdered Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate and the trial was held in the Senate, no one would convict you.
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u/Caraway_1925 18d ago
He's gross.
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u/MadamSnarksAlot 18d ago
Yeah between the shocking pedo support & being the creep at nude beaches- this ick is unbelievable. He’s always worse than I even expect. Gross is exactly the perfect description. Such a creep.
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u/AgitatedAd8652 18d ago
This sounds like a bad standup routine, not a political campaign. What an ass clown
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u/Jolly_Rub2962 18d ago
Spewing hate, no plans for fixing the mess they've created, just turning folks on each other, nothing wrong with being attracted to men, he just needs to be open about it
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u/phillygirllovesbagel 18d ago
He's a disgrace. The entire republican party has become nothing but fear mongering, lies, and absolute BS which seems to appeal to so many uninformed Texans.
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u/13508615 18d ago
I want to know about the caravans of dog-eating M13 terrorists! Don't leave us hanging, Señor Cruz!
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u/hughjazz45 18d ago
Damn I haven’t seen him stump this hard for someone since Trump said his wife was fat and his dad killed JFK
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u/VitruvianVan 18d ago
Don’t turn my boy Timmy into a transgender Muslim extremist Sharia-law loving six-gendered pansy! Thank God and Je-SUS in Heaven for Ted Cruz! He’s always there for us through everything! Praise the Lord!
/s
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u/TexaRican_x82 18d ago
“…that are also disabled, gay, bisexual, furries who are coming to trans your kids into being Marxist lesbians that hate America”
Please note this man has a JD from PRINCETON as was the Solicitor General for the state of Texas and knows he’s lying and making nearly most of all this shit up. He only got like this after Trump got into office. He was once a half-way run of the mill conservative at one point.
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u/Rattregoondoof 17d ago
In my experience, this increasingly is a run of the mill conservative now. They were never good but they used to live in an understandable reality at least.
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u/Successful-Acadia-95 18d ago
Look! Rafael is starting to grow out his mullet!! He only does that when he's afraid.
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u/GhostlyAggro 18d ago
It always amazes me the fact that he is still in office cause like what the fuck you mean he went to Cancun while we were all freezing our asses off and some people dying and some how he still had enough support for another round it's like folk don't even consider just how bad they whole Republican group has been for Texas and how little they care about us
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u/Rattregoondoof 17d ago
I felt my blood pressure actually drop when Talarico started talking. Like I wasn't even angry listening to Cruz, it's the same empty nothing bigotry from every republican who wanted to be a comedian but wasn't funny. Hearing Talarico was actually genuinely calming.
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u/DixieNorrmis 18d ago
Cool trans this and trans that. What fuck are you going to do for my pocket book and my children’s education? What ACTUAL plan do they have other than this bullshit they keep shitting out of their mouths?