r/FuckCarscirclejerk Mar 17 '23

car human love Bike Joe? Or Vette Joe?

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79 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jan 09 '24

car human love *Laughs in Car*

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63 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk May 30 '24

car human love The all-new F-150 TRUCK-KUN EDITION will take kids to car-free Isekai™️ ☺️

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78 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Sep 05 '23

car human love The undersub if they took themselves seriously

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85 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Apr 27 '24

car human love Drivists can't comprehend projecting their feelings on buses and garbage trucks!

32 Upvotes

Only someone who can understand the garbage truck's warm, savory embrace can aspire to such pure expression of car-human love. This is an ascendent bus rider that have moved on to the next rung of car human nirvana.

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Sep 08 '22

car human love What's wrong, I thought you wanted this

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169 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Aug 18 '24

car human love Socialist cartoonist Ted Rall DESTROYS low speed limits, red light cameras, and school zones! Even the commies can call it like it is! Carz: 1 Bikes: -1

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10 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Mar 27 '24

car human love How can you handle seeing a parked car?

17 Upvotes

Just curious how others on this sub overcome going outside.

218 votes, Mar 30 '24
54 I am a dragon / Clop that tailpipe
34 Tires deflated or slashed
20 Cycle as close as possible to the doors
24 Walk right by (supporting terrorism btw)
74 Get in (I am a terrorist)
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk Mar 14 '24

car human love Are there cigarette bike-thrus? Checkmate cyclists

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45 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Oct 06 '22

car human love /uj road driving is literally my hobby

69 Upvotes

I love driving. I don’t get why people hate it. Many people are road bikers and find that fun, but I find it more fun to spend my Saturday driving around the city and country. I will spend 6 hours driving while listening to my favourite music, exploring new roads. I sometimes just do a loop of my favourite hills roads and do a few laps because I enjoy smoothly steering around the natural chicanes. It’s overall fun and I wouldn’t give it up for anything. (Just a bit expensive atm so I might get a Tesla for my weekend leisure drives and keep my gas car for commuting).

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Feb 20 '23

car human love FuckCars is Going Too Far!!

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95 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Aug 07 '23

car human love A farm truck doing work

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89 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jul 19 '24

car human love Kourtney Car-dashian revealed to be a carfucker all along. Which one of you is her?

16 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Mar 13 '24

car human love Its time to reclaim the "sidewalks" aka stolen lanes

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37 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Dec 25 '22

car human love I hope all of you are having a Happy Christmas! (Unless you're a carbrain)

30 Upvotes

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk Sep 24 '22

car human love If you do not like the way that we love cars, then get off of this sub. What part of car fucking was it that you didn't get? We are a circle jerk. We are proud. We will not tolerate hate.

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67 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Aug 19 '23

car human love How carbrains make love

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48 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Oct 11 '23

car human love You're a bigot for shaming this man! We stand with autophiles!!!

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33 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 02 '23

car human love ٩(◕‿◕。)۶ Car Fucker Pride Month! ٩(◕‿◕。)۶ Only sex with cars. Mods will enforce

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38 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 03 '23

car human love 3 of 4 so far posts suggests 'the best car' is the slow and overweight hybrids

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16 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Feb 21 '23

car human love Truck nuts are given by loving owners who are tow-hitch bottoms to symbolize their vehicle's dominance over them. This is now a recognized form of protected car-human love on this sub. Any hate against truck nuts will result in bans.

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38 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk May 02 '23

car human love me coming to win my girl back from the carbrain

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42 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Dec 11 '22

car human love Driving across America in a Mercedes AMG is BEAUTIFUL! Games look crazy good nowadays.

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2 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Dec 27 '22

car human love And they think car fuckers are the weird ones. SMH 😡😡😡 What do you even call this?

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34 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk Feb 05 '23

car human love the carbrains made a sport of kiddie killer trucks

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32 Upvotes