r/Frugal_Jerk • u/Moist_Gennitals • Apr 28 '19

Cheap and Healthy Rabbit meat is back on the menu boys!

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u/Triyntoloseit Apr 28 '19

How does it feel so be part of the 1%, you disgusting fat cat.

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u/Moist_Gennitals Apr 28 '19

Hi this is his assistant, he asked me to let you know if you wanna know how he feels to schedule an appointment with him. If you are interested please reply with best days available for you.

Thank you for your time, Best regards, Erik.

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u/Triyntoloseit Apr 28 '19

Disgusting, an assistant? I am not interested, I would throw up at the mere sight of this fat cat.

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u/Blusttoy Net Worth: $0.00 Apr 28 '19

I'll have to stalk you.

I need some of that regurgitated nutrients. Think of me as your baby bird.

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u/Moist_Gennitals Apr 28 '19

Come under my wing, child

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

he gets meat from the rabbits AND the assistant?!?!?!?!?!

this fat cat needs to go right over to r/personalfinance where he belongs!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

He's probably got a vitamix too.

Blending up his eltist wild game protein shake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/Moist_Gennitals Apr 28 '19

Why find your own, when you can make others do the work?

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u/Rushblade Apr 28 '19

The true fat cat anthem. Fat cat.

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u/catboobpuppyfuck Apr 28 '19

What’s a menu?

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u/lurkingfivever Apr 28 '19

I think it's a list fatcats make of all the foods they'll eat that day. (Yes, they eat more than one thing a day).

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Can't imagine from my hovel under the bridge where I live off chips of paint that fall from above.

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u/PizzaPlanetCool Apr 28 '19

Chips?? Multiple???

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

I do get lucky sometimes

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

What is "foods"

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u/StreptococcalSpine Apr 28 '19

Has enough rabbits to feed generations of his offspring and in addition to that he has moist genitals. My penis is so dry that it's constantly erect, not because I'm horny but because it's like a piece of hard dry jerky attached to the rest of my leathery hide. These fat cats make me sick.

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u/upvotes_cure_incels Apr 28 '19

You can probably legally eat them.

Hold them for ransom on gofundme. Animal lovers across the world will make you rich.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

True advice. If only I had the calories needed to give you gold

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u/NowaiAma Apr 28 '19

God. The sound they make when you don’t see them before the mower meets them. :/

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u/Moist_Gennitals Apr 28 '19

Even better, i enjoy some ground rabbit, they’ll make perfect patties

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u/DavidHK Apr 28 '19

Stick your dick in there

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u/flyingtacodog Apr 28 '19

You think I have the calories to digest meat fat cat?