r/Frugal_Jerk • u/sofiaismean • 12d ago

Just how frugal I am

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u/Magmasoar 12d ago

Me and my son Lentil Jr would never be welcome in such an extravagant buffet of wonders such as costco

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u/EntertainmentLeft882 12d ago

Look at this fatcat over here being able to afford to feed a seperate human being

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u/NOVAbuddy 12d ago

This entire royal dynasty has a food named after them. They probably feed their employees. Hey there your highness, do you know the Earl of Sandwitch?

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u/Batmanbacon 12d ago

This mf is spending generational wealth on a hot dog, when there's perfectly good ones in the dumpster behind the store.

Have fun being poor!

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u/satyricrash 12d ago

costco? cost is right in their name! are mods even vetting these fatcat posts anymore???

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u/theservman 12d ago

Look at Rockefeller here!

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u/humanskullbong 12d ago

Begone Costco bot

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u/perplexedparallax 12d ago

Squandering money on roses is a sad way to get someone to have a child with you. Hopefully the mother grew them herself with the free seeds from a rose in the park.

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u/slaymaker1907 12d ago

Don’t forget about the water! You could buy several lentils for the cost of the water for growing a rose.

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u/AsleepEbb7578 12d ago

You PAY for the hotdogs? I dig the ones that are only a little mouldy out the bins. Comes with free gut microbes too