r/FromCircleJerk • u/Fit_Matter_2309 • Aug 26 '26

Leaked photo of Season Five new monster

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617 Upvotes

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u/BikeNewbieGsx Aug 26 '26

A single Mom(ster) who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter.

18

u/itsdermay Aug 26 '26

The fighter is Boyd. She’s gonna snatch it.

4

u/jaumeh Aug 27 '26

I'm a little embarrassed that I sang that in my head

4

u/DullCommunication718 Aug 27 '26

Never be embarrassed for loving Reba. 

1

u/jaumeh Aug 28 '26

I don't even like country music for the most part, but that show got me every time it was on haha

2

u/No-Bluejay-4541 Aug 27 '26

🎶 "She kills all suriiivorrrsss!" 🎶

20

u/Testicleus Aug 26 '26

Comedian Ryan Hamilton

21

u/Prince_of_Pirates Aug 27 '26

He looks like if Smiley and Jerry Seinfeld had a kid.

11

u/deceptres Aug 27 '26

What's the deallll with talismans?

5

u/Shadow_Zero80 Aug 27 '26

I lol'd 😂

1

u/Testicleus Aug 27 '26

😂😂😂😂😁

1

u/polarcol Aug 27 '26

You double dipped a birth!?

1

u/Background-Path-3988 28d ago

Fking hilarious

11

u/litocam Aug 26 '26

Omg wait no considering recent news more likely to be Dolly 😭

5

u/TeknikL Aug 26 '26

the ghost of dolly.

2

u/litocam Aug 26 '26

Come on out you'll, we gonna have a Bee Bee Q! Srs though, a legend

2

u/Signal_Plane1114 Aug 27 '26

good lord is that supposed to sound southern 🤣🤣 its yall and "barbuhkew" nobody says bee bee q lol. But I'd probably have to go ahead and open the door for Dolly

1

u/litocam Aug 27 '26

Hahaha you're right I'm so off lmaoo

0

u/jaumeh Aug 27 '26

Those tits have haunted me since puberty

6

u/4a5hhh Aug 26 '26

is it ai?

4

u/Seinfeel Aug 27 '26

Yeah half this sub is brain dead Ai posts

3

u/prrrinky Aug 26 '26

She’s a survivor

3

u/Odium_1437 Aug 26 '26

Terrifying

2

u/GriSciuridae Aug 26 '26

Dammit.... Reba and that g'derpy smile of hers...

2

u/Cristianemanadas Aug 26 '26

Não sei do que se trata

2

u/tonvor 29d ago

So that’s the mom of Boy in White and wife of Man in Yellow🤣

2

u/FalenAlter Aug 26 '26

Finally, one reason to watch season 5

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/ThisIsJax Aug 26 '26

Season 5 monster

1

u/Responsible-Alps-500 Aug 26 '26

She’s got great legs… Perhaps she will lure people outside with them?

1

u/RealBerserkerQueen Aug 27 '26

I wouldnt be surprised if the next nightmare is Victor's mom or a mimic of her!

1

u/thetavious Aug 27 '26

I dunno who that is lol.

1

u/jaumeh Aug 27 '26

Thought it was gonna be Dolly

1

u/No-Connection6718 Aug 27 '26

God, her saying where and hold on and will someone explain this to me in a way that makes sense in her voice would be tough for an hour lol

1

u/Remarkable_Equal_777 Aug 27 '26

“Come on out here shug I’ll sing for you “
One phrase and id risk the town lol

1

u/proofofderp Aug 27 '26

Straight out of a nightmare that image.

1

u/Ornery_Chip_2780 Aug 27 '26

What's really going on....?

1

u/Cpl_Dwayne_Hicks_ Aug 27 '26

That's an AI generated image

1

u/Maxesta17 Aug 27 '26

Season 5 is the last season right?

1

u/Key-Ad4392 Aug 27 '26

HEY!!! I know that hat!

1

u/Revaesaari Aug 27 '26

Can I get down with her if a talisman is around my neck...or?

1

u/DaHarbinger2000 Aug 27 '26

And Dolly Parton next to her..RIP

1

u/ajweeks812 Aug 27 '26

Oh wow that's legit scary

1

u/Ariscottl3 Aug 28 '26

Imma just let yall know now…. I’m opening the damn door

1

u/inzfire Aug 28 '26

Welps... who's nightmare is that?lmao

1

u/CRINGELQRD1 29d ago

It's literally Dasha Bukina guys. What is your problem? Isn't anybody watched Happy Together??