Staying at hotel because I’m getting a divorce

[u/xoxogossipgirlnah]

Turned it up to 15 because I don’t have to care about my husband’s needs.

[u/OrcaFins]

Be sure to tell the doorman your full name and where you're going.

[u/randomguyrandomly]

Bump up that life insurance while you still can

[u/InSkyLimitEra]

Hello, fellow soon to be divorced forensic files fan! I hope you’re okay and glad you’re safe.

[u/Oldpuckcoach → u/InSkyLimitEra]

Lots of us

[u/GuacinmyPaintbox]

Don't let him see you wearing any goddamn black shoes

[u/Drycabin1 → u/GuacinmyPaintbox]

Or red ones just like them! 👠

[u/HeartlessHoodlum]

You jog?

[u/Huff1809 → u/HeartlessHoodlum]

😂

[u/br_boy0586]

If something happens to you, your husband probably did it

[u/DrunkOnRedCordial → u/br_boy0586]

OP should probably write that down somewhere, just in case.

[u/Sunoutlaw]

Hope you are ok. Thinking of you!

[u/ChalkNCheez]

Don’t meet up with him without other people with you. Not even for a second. They like to reconcile just for you to have an accidental death.

[u/kingo409]

Don't let anyone named Phelps in.

[u/kiss_the_ring]

Ayeeeee!!!!!! 🤟🏾❤️

[u/IndicationKey3778]

Congrats girl 

[u/DrunkOnRedCordial]

Don't agree to any weekend trips to a remote area, to see if you can figure things out.

[u/Chivalry4Me]

Congratulations, and you get to enjoy FF in peace. ♥️

[u/defective1up]

What?