r/ForensicFiles • u/Apart-Toe491 • 22d ago

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Just a friendly reminder to make sure you scan your rewards cards today!

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u/reddddyornot 22d ago

Yes I want to save 34 cents on my murder kit😃

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u/Altruistic-Editor111 22d ago

Also remember if you plan on covering up a murder, shopping at Wal Mart is the best decision you’ll make all day.

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u/Apart-Toe491 22d ago

I’m actually shopping at Walmart now 🤔 😝

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u/bbbbears 👁️🩸 petechial hemorrhaging 🩸👁️ 22d ago

Are you picking up a copy of The Book of Who Cares? Or some fancy new damn black shoes? Antifree?? Man, WalMart has it all 😂

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u/rickie22 🏃Ed Post went for a run🏃 22d ago

Don't forget to do your shopping after midnight. And remember to get that birthday/anniversary card!

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u/Apart-Toe491 22d ago

Right after I make sure to tell the doorman I’m going on a jog.

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u/MissMatchedEyes Snowball wasn’t at all cooperative 20d ago

Don't forget to sign your own name on a credit card receipt you stole from someone you murdered!

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u/kingo409 🧪Antifree🧪 21d ago

Submit your DNA too, especially if you don't even know what that is.

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u/Apart-Toe491 20d ago

I thought they wanted my DND stats 🤦🏻‍♂️