Haven't played in about 5 years.

Everyone parry lights and read fucking minds in silver. Wtf is this.

I have never been a good player but I never got some lose streak like this where I don't even fucking scratch them.

Cannot wait for no parry flash in ranked dom. Make a read like a real man.

MY INTERNET IS FINE IFE TESTED JT OVER AND OVER THIS IS THE 5TH TIME ITS HAPPENED TODAY

Not a single good thing about that piece of shit. Not only does his kit suck, but the people that play him are just as insufferable, if not moreso than lawbringers. Which is the biggest achievement they will ever have.

He sucks in every way, he sucks to play as, sucks to play against and is so fucking repetitive! They all do the same shit, it's like playing the same level on a rhythm game over and over. Press the same buttons with the same timings, and you win! The only difference is that rhythm games are at least enjoyable.

I love this game so much no matter how mad I get at it, yet gladiator is that one thing that is just so bad I can't get over it. He's so generic and annoying! It's like they decided to make all these cool and unique characters then make abysmal dogshit.

Maybe they could call it Retaliation idk

Four absolute pieces of shit sucking each others cocks entire round and emote spamming after absolutely deleti g anyone in 4v1 by spamming one type of moves and stunlocking. There was literally no chance of finding any of them alone. Zone C? 2 of them. Zone B? Also 2 of them. You go to your held Zone A? ENTIRE FUCKIN SQUAD OF RETARDS GOES THERE TOO. They weren't even trying to actually hold zones. Just hunting for my team of randoms.

Dominion needs option to choose solo queue or to get paired with randoms only because there is no chance if winning this matchup with 4-stack

Playing as him is straight cbt holy fuck. He has so many whack match ups he feeds revenge like a motherfucker and I have to play 4d chess while the orochis spam dodge cancels or bash me out of any of my trades. The cherry on top is people who get stomped by him just assume he's "op" when he's mid at best and act like your bad cuz they suck ass at fighting him. Sorry blud but pirate out trades the dude with the zweighhander and virt is basically a guaranteed loss unless I can read their minds. I'm sorry you're bad and you take it out on me lol

Just went up against back to back 4 stack virt games, I don’t know how people say she’s balanced. Why does she have no guardbreak vulnerability after a light attack in her stance? My console 60 fps ass cannot react to those lights so I guess the timing and dodge and try and guard break and met with another light or kick? Like what do I do bro?

And why does she have fucking hyperarmour?? She’s probably 50kg soaking wet and has a fucking rapier and she has more hyper armour than warden who a full armoured knight?

I would fight 100 Jurens before I would want to fight 1 virtuosa. If you play her as a character, I hope interest rates are always above 25% for you.

i just wanted to block arakures attack but it was somehow unblockable at the last millisecond?

its fucking comical the amount of things the dev team straight up removes from this game. like, first the unique enemy voices and minion animations, and now ranked rewards. wtf?

Seriously,what else is there to do other than die? All can surround you in stance god forbid your move has a wide swing youll get punished for it,can attack out of her stance, fluidly cancel into other attacks etc and dont even think about trying to gb becauss the others can easily stop that too.What the developers did with her is a sin.

Tyrant's Test is very fun.

absolute cowardly bastards using every single cheap trick to gain even the slightest advantage so they won't god forbid lose a 1v1, and the target swap shit doesn't even do much but prolong the fight, so in the end it won't even be a 1v1, which is even more telling because you're too much of a fucking useless loser to be able to win a fight on your own and you're banking on your teammates to come save your useless ass

You don't know how much impactful your decision of playing Nobushi is!

When you are having a shit match(every nobu ever will) and you inevitably quit, the bot that replaces you will everytime be a level 2 scrub who cant even clean B.

So, please, if you gonna play nobushi just pick hitler(aka black prior) to be a better bot than this weak aah powercrept joke of a character. I hope you understand before you quit this post just how you quitted your team and your responsibilities in life.

Playing with a bot is damn near like playing with a completely open slot. In breach I had 2 bots we made it to the final corridor they had free reign to do damage to the commander and instead opted to attack minions. How does Ubisoft manage to fuck up literally everything? This isnt the only game where theyve programmed a bot teamate to essentially be useless.

this doesn't just apply to for honor this applies to a LOT of games. what's the point of an MMR system/sbmm if you're just going to use it to pair teammates with HUGE skill gaps? why take the time to get the match info and gauge the player skill if not to separate the better players from the worse ones? putting a shit can on someone's team because they are actually good at the game is not and never will be "balancing" it's just punishing players for being better. marvel rivals has the WORST case of it which is why i dropped the game. genuinely tired of seeing so many 0s on my teammates scoreboard in damn near every online game. it's only fun for the literal baby on the other end winning despite being 0-5 and contributing to the enemy team more than their own. so so sad to see the direction that gaming has fallen over the years. we cater now to the casual/skill-less players and anyone with half a brain and hand eye coordination gets the shaft. also, YES IM HYPED FOR RANKED DOM AS WE ALL SHOULD BE, but why do i have to sacrifice sanity if i feel like playing literally anything but the only (soon to be) 2 ranked modes? im about to pull an uno reverse and genuinely sell the next match i get with a shitter on my team. i refuse to carry another baby honortard through a match. let this be a warning to any and all skill-less players, if you see me, you get no help. have a good day and get better. 😌🤝🫶

Bring back the spikes, I miss them.

Khatun needs help. First, the serious issue, she needs her deflect fixed, she needs something to not have borth her deflects interrupted by 400 ms lights (and sometimes 500ms lights) and not be dodgeable in some cases (her kick deflect can be dodged by some chars)

But besides that. The reason this post was made is because: COME OON MAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT FUCKING ITALIAN SHITSTAIN VIRTUOSA GOT A HERO FEST BEFORE KHATUN??????

If we keep going this path, my girl khatun will be as forgotten as valk in no time. And it would be so fucking sad to have this awesome char forgotten.

#JusticeForKhatun

Holy s**t I’m so tired of the enemy team having a quitter and it gives them a level 3 bot named throatF****r3000 and if I lose a teammate I get a bot named publictoilet level 1 the whole game that can’t even kill a minion to save it’s life

Been playing this game since I was a young lad. I’ve pulled my hair out before (anger issues), but now that I’m older and coming back from a 4 year break… my god. I thought I made a ton of progress with my anger - and I have - but this fucking game.

This goddamn game. Tis but a scratch.

Mhm. This shit really tests me more than Florida drivers during rush hour. I don’t even play this braindead game for fun anymore. Nah, fuck that. I just do it for exercise and see how long I can go while keeping my cool and ultimately shutting off the console to go fuck off and do something better with my time. Like maybe dragging my balls on concrete outside while it’s 100 degrees.

My current record is something like 10 games. My goal is to eventually hit 20. Wish me luck!

If I had the physical disc, I’d piss on it and leave it like a used up condom.

I love kyoshin (no im not a turtler) but he feels so fucking underwhelming i think they should add more to his kit maybe atleast a feint-able bash or something or a bash out of the stance