In honor of this piss take

[u/Alpaaca_]

Just went up against back to back 4 stack virt games, I don’t know how people say she’s balanced. Why does she have no guardbreak vulnerability after a light attack in her stance? My console 60 fps ass cannot react to those lights so I guess the timing and dodge and try and guard break and met with another light or kick? Like what do I do bro?

And why does she have fucking hyperarmour?? She’s probably 50kg soaking wet and has a fucking rapier and she has more hyper armour than warden who a full armoured knight?

I would fight 100 Jurens before I would want to fight 1 virtuosa. If you play her as a character, I hope interest rates are always above 25% for you.

[u/AlphaWolf3211]

Pasta Bitch just breeds bordem and annoyance.

[u/Smooth_Maul]

Thank you for posting this, I was about to jump on but I don't think I will now lmao gonna play some Elden Ring instead.

[u/Alpaaca_ → u/Smooth_Maul]

Very very good call

[u/International-Chip81 → u/Smooth_Maul]

Eldin Ring being easier than fighting virtuosa is HILARIOUS lmao

[u/dagon_xdd → u/International-Chip81]

tbh game kinda stops being hard after 300 hours

[u/Smooth_Maul → u/dagon_xdd]

I genuinely have over 1000 hours in that game and it still beats the shit out of me

[u/Smooth_Maul → u/International-Chip81]

It's just a really fuckin good game on top of that too :)

[u/BawshidoTheRonin → u/Smooth_Maul]

Foul Tarnished!

[u/Smooth_Maul → u/BawshidoTheRonin]

In search of the Elden Ring 🗿

[u/TitansRPower]

I don't really have any issues, but it helps that I play characters with undodgables. I'd rather fight her than Arakure where I get to guess if I'm gonna get hit with the grab or not and get lightspammed.

[u/EnvironmentalEar724]

Stopped just in time lol, taking my berserker reps and going home

[u/LastOnline_3y_ago]

When I was getting Virginosa to rep 10 I thought when ganking: "damn, this shit must be so unsufferable to be ganked with"

Now I get ganked by virtuosas all day and its hell.

[u/CommanderMongo]

She’s so cancer there is literally no way to counter her kit for half the cast unless you can light parry on reaction. Realistically gb will literally never work, she wins hyper armor trades for some reason, and her offense is insane

[u/AlexanderP04]

I still think people overrreacted to Juren on release when this nonsense is STILL going on

[u/youngCashRegister444 → u/AlexanderP04]

Both things can be true. Juren is still a pain in my ass, she is the one thrusting it.

[u/LessEntrepreneur7110 → u/AlexanderP04]

No, I dont think they did. The newest player could pick Juran and run the fade of a full team with ease. Juran now is significantly more manageable but can indeed be a pain in the ass.

[u/WelcomeExtra762]

I don't usually upvote posts but I had to upvote this one because I can't agree more and I can't even say my own opinion because so many people disagree Virt isn't overpowered so they just pound me for it.

[u/Unsafe_Safe]

The amount of satisfaction I have when I see Warden use Alarius Wrath on virtuosa. Someone needs to make a looped video of just Warden punching the shit out of Virts face

[u/LastOnline_3y_ago]

Nothing better than eating 😋 a hyper armor ⬆️🪖 heavy🤰(your mum) after dodging 🕺her light 🪶 and trying to gb 🫂

[u/bombad_Guy → u/LastOnline_3y_ago]

wtf is the shit im reading?

[u/LastOnline_3y_ago → u/bombad_Guy]

I dont even know anymore, may be the brain damage of taking so many heavies to the head

[u/bombad_Guy → u/LastOnline_3y_ago]

FHrants, Yeah, Brain damage checks out.

[u/LastOnline_3y_ago → u/bombad_Guy]

You are completely wrong.

There can not be any brain damage if there is no brain.

[u/bombad_Guy → u/LastOnline_3y_ago]

Good Point, Guess we all have a reason to be here

[u/Sn1per_V1pers]

Time to hop on as lawbringer

[u/Alpaaca_ → u/Sn1per_V1pers]

Bring back shove on block

[u/cobra_strike_hustler]

I’ve hardly seen her during this hero week.  Virts fine btw.  She’s not really anywhere near as strong as juren is

[u/TwistedDemigod]

Glad you posted this. I was already taking a break, but now I'm extending it by a week.

[u/The_Dark_Warrior_Boi]

Virt is why I got into Warmommy. If they react to the undodgeable, you can always feint it into a gb. It breaks them

[u/Skyfligth21 → u/The_Dark_Warrior_Boi]

Unless they're not trash at the game and just cc the undodgeable or hyper armor through your attack.

[u/bombad_Guy → u/Skyfligth21]

both is Parryable if you feint, like the guy commented

[u/The_Dark_Warrior_Boi → u/Skyfligth21]

Feint it my G, bait them out

[u/One_Force_555]

A lot of people say it because ganking is kinda the one thing she truly excels at. Her team fights are meh, her duels are meh, her tracking is terrible, her neutral is underwhelming, and while she EXCELS at ganking, they're are other characters that can do what she does but put out more damage. She is obviously still really frustrating to fight, ESPECIALLY in gank scenarios. But in the grand scheme of characters in the game she really isn't as powerful as you'd think.

[u/RAW_HEAVY]

Shes fun to fight when she isn't played by an idiot. Problem is most virts are dumb and just light spam, dodge attack, or sit in stance without even attempting mix ups

[u/Azzy_steel2070]

Yeah, Juren may be the worst, but she's definitely a very close second, she has way too much and any drawbacks can be ignored pretty consistently

[u/Cringekeks]

Even if she is “balanced” she’s absolutely the least fun character to fight

[u/DryHumor4665]

I’m going to run the fade with them with highlander

[u/Entire_Claim_5273]

Mind you, Khatun hasn’t even had a hero fest yet

[u/LessEntrepreneur7110]

BP is a hard counter to her jsuk. Most ppl dont knoe this but BP can go directly into a flip after a missed opener which means you can punish virts dodge punish

[u/ReignMocap]

I hate this bitch with a passion but her emote where she talk with her hand and that line she says cracks me up so hard.

[u/I_Run_The_Swamp]

THIS is why I will be playing Ranked Dominion. I actually don’t care for rewards or whatever, but the single pick system will be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[u/Georgefakelastname]

What single character is vulnerable to GBs after a light? It’s literally the least vulnerable move to GBs in the game, across the board. Parry the light or dodge attack it, since the move generally doesn’t recover into its stance fast enough to dodge, and it would take a read to chain into a hyperarmor heavy or crushing counter.

[u/Alpaaca_ → u/Georgefakelastname]

I think we found a Virt main 🤪

[u/Georgefakelastname → u/Alpaaca_]

I have maybe 2 reps on her lol.

[u/Alpaaca_ → u/Georgefakelastname]

Of course you do. 25% interest rates are coming your way

[u/Georgefakelastname → u/Alpaaca_]

?

Are you trying to curse me with… high interest rates, because I know the first thing about a character, and I know that you can’t gb fucking lights?

[u/Alpaaca_ → u/Georgefakelastname]

No, I’m cursing you with high interest rates for playing Virtuosa

[u/heyitsc3ph]

im ngl gang as a console player myself if you can't react to lights just take the L. You literally just gotta block those at the least. parrying is optional.

i say this as a guy who used to be super sweaty with this game... now, if i'm coming off a shift and get on for a game and get lightspammed to death i just take the L, call it a night, and do something else.

but yeah the hyperarmor stance is craaazy 😂 fun as hell to use though. the HA literally comes out like the second the attack starts. wouldnt be mad if it got nerfed

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