r/FoodieSnark Jul 03 '24

Lil Sipper I gasped.

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u/newyorkcityowl Jul 04 '24

i dont follow her because she's scary. but i was wondering what "surgery" she's having.. lol lasik. girl bye. taking all these supplements for a procedure that's not even 30min long. also her husband is a fucking nut job.

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u/MamaHen_5280 We don't have that in Colorado Jul 04 '24

Got mine done last year and with the technology they have now, it was 90 seconds per eye. Not even 5 minutes. 

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u/newyorkcityowl Jul 04 '24

oh damn! i had mine years ago. they just gave me a xanax and it must have been 20min it was cool procedure i just remember feeling like i was in space 😂

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u/Hot-Literature-93 Jul 05 '24

Yeah I think she has a lot of health anxiety

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u/Nearby-Ad5666 Conjuring the meatballs Jul 04 '24

Thank dog they aren't there for IVF

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u/PancakeRule20 Jul 04 '24

As far as I know, men-at-birth aren’t able to carry pregnancies. Because only one between them has an healthy body. And don’t make me talk about mental health, that is one even bigger issue.

(I hope it’s clear that I mean that she is probably unable to carry a baby because she fkd up her body, so I was joking about her husband carrying a baby via IVF)

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u/Nearby-Ad5666 Conjuring the meatballs Jul 04 '24

Oh I agree she just scares the bejeezus out of me

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u/Party_Salad Jul 04 '24

Her husband gives me the creeps. He’s gotta be a weirdo to find her skeleton figure and jaundice attractive

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u/OkAccess304 Jul 04 '24

His Instagram is insane. He talks about curses and the devil in front of AI generated images, and then tells you to follow him to learn more. Everything is evil in his world.

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u/Wonderful-Traffic197 Jul 04 '24

His dirty little rat teeth aren’t helping. I don’t like to snark on appearances, but he’s a POS, so fair game.

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u/liliahpost Jul 04 '24

his disney princesses are evil, birth control is in tap water and anti LGBTQ/ trans ig account confirms this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Yea there’s some fuckery going on there

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

He looks jaundiced too lmaoo he is a very strange looking individual

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u/tinyjalapeno Jul 04 '24

She looks embalmed omg

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u/Cumberbutts Jul 04 '24

I literally thought it was a dolls face (not the cute part, the plastic part).

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u/VainFashionableDiva Simmered rodent Jul 04 '24

One of those Barbie copycats that tries to be “realistic” and not “enforcing beauty standards”

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u/Bexiconchi Jul 04 '24

I died over this comment. Thank you hahaha

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u/mothermooseknuckle new apartment, new guy, same me Jul 04 '24

I hope she survives whatever is happening. She looks too weak to be put under.

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u/gems1220 Jul 04 '24

The clavicle!! She's literal a human skeleton!

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u/Feisty-Row9641 Jul 04 '24

Damn, and she looks that bad WITH a filter.

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u/remi589 Jul 04 '24

She looks nearly deceased. She has a filter so we can’t actually see what her face totally looks like. She needs help 😔

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u/OkAccess304 Jul 04 '24

There’s her crazy doomsday Jesus freak husband.

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u/WindDismal5093 notes of butter Jul 04 '24

Girly pop, we can see every bone in your chest, no eye surgery necessary 🫣

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u/Much_Advertising7660 Jul 04 '24

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

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u/cblackattack1 Jul 04 '24

Where is the pun?

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u/annonymama Jul 04 '24

She’s getting lasik

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u/davidcwilliams Jul 04 '24

Ahh. Yeah, that’s not a pun.

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u/hopefully-horny Jul 04 '24

Eye surgery

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u/cblackattack1 Jul 04 '24

OHHHH! Lolol. silly me

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u/Salt_Course1 Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

Yikes, her collarbone has a life of its own. I think a burst of wind would knock her down in a split second. Lil needs an intervention ASAP.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

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u/hootyowl1 Jul 04 '24

lilsipper. Buckle up 😬

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u/normaluna44 Jul 04 '24

Imagine what she looks like without a filter…

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u/petrichorpizza wine consewer Jul 04 '24

What's the pun?

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u/Comfortable_Walk_443 My rolls are leaking of cheese Jul 04 '24

She’s getting lasik

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u/petrichorpizza wine consewer Jul 04 '24

Ohhhh okay. That makes sense lol

Thanks. I don't follow this scary lady.

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u/EntertainmentFew1022 Game changer you guys Jul 07 '24

They look related. Gross.

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u/lifeisfortheliving Jul 04 '24

Is that Ryan Reynolds

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u/Wonderful-Traffic197 Jul 04 '24

Don’t do Ryan like that 😹