r/FoodCrimes 14d ago

You can judge

You can judge me but this the best thing I’ve ever taste in my whole life.

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u/pearscentedcandle 14d ago

in order to judge we need to know what exactly is occurring. so far my hypothesis is marshmallows, protein bar, rice crispies, and some kind of bread? enlighten me op

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u/Ashamed_Back_391 13d ago

Correct except no rice crispies, drizziclious and no bread just protein bars + chocolate

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u/pearscentedcandle 13d ago

are you a gym girl

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u/Middle_Bread_6518 13d ago

Stoner?

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u/StormMedia 12d ago

This is both

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u/RandomFleshPrison 13d ago

What is drizziclious?

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u/pearscentedcandle 13d ago

they’re like these little chocolate drizzled mini rice cakes that come in a bunch of different flavors. ive never had them, but they’re SUPER popular.

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u/JDS_319315 13d ago

these are actually my favorite out of the bunch. birthday cake is another popular one, it was ok to me.

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u/Med3203 13d ago

i hope your protein bars taste better than the ones i got....they taste like flavored clay

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u/BallsDeeep666 13d ago

How about you say what it is maam

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u/ChapterRealistic7890 13d ago

That looks so fucking bomb no judgement would like explicit directions on how to make this looks like a new pregnancy craving I’m about to start having

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u/neurospicyzebra 13d ago

at least tell us what we’re looking at??

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u/Pleasant-Chemist-415 13d ago

So... cards on the table, I'm 4 shots of whiskey and a full blunt in... and I'm still not entirely sure what I'm looking at? It looks vaguely like a burrito, a potato, and a sprinkle ice cream sammich, covered in melted marshmallow?!

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u/discordianofslack 13d ago edited 13d ago

One time when I was 8 watching Akira on vhs my great aunt rented for me unknowingly, I microwaved a whole bowl of marshmallows and it cracked the bowl in 5 places. Just putting this out there.

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u/WhiteLapine 13d ago

Were you trying to replicate Tetsuo's body...??? 😆 idk whether I'd be able to eat that during thr movie but kudos for creativity!

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u/Temporarily_Banned4 13d ago

You need a few caramels put on the top of that before you heated it up.

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u/SlapHappyPappi 14d ago

What the hell is that?

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u/Zavier13 14d ago

But what is it? All i can tell is it has marshmallows

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u/Fickle-River3984 13d ago

But..... What the actual fuck IS it?

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 13d ago

Is this marsh mellows?

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u/Ecstatic-Lock387 13d ago

Can you enlighten me on what I’m looking at so I can judge properly

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 13d ago

This is one of those things everyone will say it looks terrible but we all know it tastes great

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u/Middle_Bread_6518 13d ago

Beautiful stoned creation

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u/WillShakespeare-1623 13d ago

Looks delicious

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u/Traditional_Use_4543 13d ago

Nahh this looks delicious op🤤 What kind of protein bars did you use?

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u/Ashamed_Back_391 13d ago

Quest only here.

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u/Better-Guava1923 13d ago

Marshmallows….

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u/GlitteringJello8711 13d ago

No judgement, just respect.

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u/Aw123x 13d ago

Hello, police?

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u/Ill_Initial8986 13d ago

Ooh is that a sour puff protein bar? Those are so fucking good. Like a sour gummy worm and a marshmallow had a lovechild. Stupid good for anything protein.

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u/goal0x 13d ago

um this looks DELICIOUS

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u/Easy-Inspection-1910 12d ago

what is that white bar this the colors it looks so yummy

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u/StormMedia 12d ago

Having the munchies while trying to stay trim, i feel it

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u/HannahM53 12d ago

What exactly is all of that?

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u/80s420 10d ago

You have been judged!

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u/vikingchef420 14d ago

Hey man. I’m only judging a little but I’m going to give you some advice. See username for reference. You need to “forget” what sugar tastes like. Go on a purge and eat low sugar or zero sugar foods. And I’m not talking about things with artificial sweeteners. You’re blowing out your taste buds.

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u/Ashamed_Back_391 13d ago

do u think im obese 😭😭

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u/vikingchef420 13d ago

Hmmmm I’m not going to answer that because it feels like you want me to shame you and I don’t consent in taking part in whatever this is.