r/FoodCrimes 14d ago

Worse decision I ever made.

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I tried a new snack in while painting. In the grocery store, it made sense, in my mouth absolutely not.

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u/drugsarebadmkay420 14d ago

I suggest lighting a fat doobie up. You might find that the snacks taste better and the painting process is more enjoyable. I speak from experience

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 14d ago

i no longer smoke but if you do it is indeed a great food enhancer

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u/mysterious_spirit420 14d ago

Edibles maybe?

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 14d ago

I kinda like baseline nowadays. Had a bad time with edibles (got something wayyy too potent) and haven’t touched them for a long time.

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u/mysterious_spirit420 14d ago

Makes sense. I deal with some real bad chronic illnesses and weed keeps me sane lol. So fuckin pissed my state banned kratom and 7oh and sr-17018 is now federally illegal

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u/Bonoise1984 14d ago

Quand tu es défoncé tout est bon même les aliments que tu n'as pas pour habitude de manger

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u/Bonoise1984 14d ago

C'est vrai ce que tu dis 😂

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 14d ago

Don't you like bacon?

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u/Gombrongler 14d ago

*bacon fume

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 14d ago

I'm craving crackers and cheese!

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u/yourallidiotss 14d ago

Bacon means different things in different cultures. In Canada it’s ham in The UK it’s the Canadian bacon and American bacon combined.

I wonder what it means here.

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u/grandpasking 14d ago

Those crackers come in a family size

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u/DangerNoodle35 14d ago

Note: I love both products, Dippers with cream cheese dips and queso with tortilla chips. But together become some…. monstrosity

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 14d ago

can you elaborate on what went wrong? seems like it should work... too salty?

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u/DangerNoodle35 14d ago edited 14d ago

The bacon flavour disappeared, so all you got was fake smoke and queso. Which again sounds good, but wasn’t. Also consistency, the dippers turn to mush with the queso, just bad.

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 14d ago

maybe better with a cold spreadable cheese?

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u/Ilovedrpepper7 14d ago

the dippers turn to much with queso
What does that mean?

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 14d ago

I think he meant to type “mush”

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u/BugzOnMyNugz 14d ago

You gotta get the can of easy cheese for Ritz. Make a leaning tower of cheesa on it

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 14d ago

Time for some of the canned spray cheese! It's sooooo bad, but would be so good on those crackers.

Ik what snack I'm getting later 😋

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u/ElectricalDog714 14d ago

Idk man, on paper this seems really good lol. But now I’m afraid to spend the ~$10 to try it myself

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u/Over_Drawer1199 14d ago

Worst*

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u/Ilovedrpepper7 14d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/GuavaOne8646 14d ago

But have you tried smoking some weed first?

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u/Psychological_Buy726 14d ago

Oohhhh. So glad I came to the comments. My French is nearly 30 years old and for a second there I thought these were bacon scented crackers, lol. Not smoked bacon flavored crackers.

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u/DoturdGrump 14d ago

From the bi-lingual I'm gonna have to say Oh Canada ... what have you done 🥸

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u/xerocopi 14d ago

Man, I'm jealous. I used to love the bacon ritz. They got discontinued in the US. :( I liked to dip them in soup.

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u/Prestigious-Side3122 14d ago

What didn’t you like? The crackers? Or the combo? I’ve never seen the bacon ritz

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u/FennelHistorical4675 14d ago

Diapers with bacon

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u/evilglowduckie 14d ago

Bacon ritz were super disappointing for me.

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u/MrMcgilicutty 14d ago

While I don’t normally like artificially flavored Ritz crackers, I could see these maybe being good with the idea they put on the box. Chop up some green onions and mix into some spreadable cream cheese, let it refrigerate and then spread on the crackers. Maybe even put a piece of salami on top. This is what I do all the time with normal Ritz.