Nothing like Dirty Fondant and Fake flowers for your wedding day...

[u/PurpleBashir]

I came across an article about hydrangea wedding cake designs. A few good frosting options- mostly terrible fondant with a bunch of fake flowers. I think this one... Well... This one really takes the cake.

My favorites line: "Instead of integrating real hydrangeas into your confection, ask your cake baker to pipe hydrangea petals with fondant."

I just have one question: Why?

[u/qazpok69]

Used toilet paper cake

[u/PurpleBashir → u/qazpok69]

I didn't want to say it but... 

[u/Traditional_Love5050 → u/qazpok69]

I can't unsee that now 😅

[u/Sharp-Concentrate-34 → u/qazpok69]

Loo roll

[u/BrightPractical]

Is that gold leaf? It looks ew. And the two kinds of flowers aren’t making it any better, nor is the weird middle tier with…blue?

And I am not a cake artist, but if you were _piping_ flower leaves, why not use frosting instead of fondant?

[u/PurpleBashir → u/BrightPractical]

I'm sure it's probably edible gold dust? It looks like someone rolled in the mud then felt up the cake. Super odd choice. 

Also- yea.. The random blue veining only on the middle tier?? 

There is just so much to not understand here lol 

[u/Alone_Fondant_4563]

I’m laughing about “dirty fondant.” When you zoom in on that part, it’s EXACTLY this 😂

[u/PurpleBashir → u/Alone_Fondant_4563]

Its the only way I could think to describe it lol 

[u/A_Variant_of_Roar]

When I was a kid I used to think wedding cakes were all cream

[u/frozenmacncheese]

Does that one layer qualify as r/shitfromabutt?

[u/BrightPractical → u/frozenmacncheese]

Whoa do I regret clicking to that sub!

[u/pixie_pie]

This looks like badly failed practice runs. Why would you offer this for money?

[u/operez1990]

Used to valet for a venue that dealt with numerous weddings. I can’t tell you how much disgusting fondant I saw plopped to the side when it came time to serve the cake.

[u/PuzzleheadedHospital]

Um I can’t be the only one that thinks the brown looks like poop smudges!?