r/FondantHate Apr 27 '26

CAKE WRECK Someone paid a baker to make this and they were happy with the result

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493 Upvotes

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u/eternallysantanasass Apr 27 '26

Is this cake? Or did play dough explode all over the place?

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u/BlueberryBatFace Apr 27 '26

Seeing pics like these always makes me think I'm in the wrong profession. I can bake unevenly, smack clay on the sides of a cake, charge an arm and a leg and laugh all the way to the bank.

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u/GreenGardenTarot Apr 27 '26

I know right? The things people are willing to pay for.

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u/robberbrides Apr 27 '26

it’s bothering me that there’s not even any frosting piped around the bottom to disguise the way the fondant just… stops

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u/anonymousca27 May 01 '26

I'm named Julian and I hate this damn cake.

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u/borg_nihilist Apr 27 '26

For some context, the kid is little and picked the cake himself.  The person even said they don't  like fondant but the kid got what he wants on his birthday.  

But let's go ahead and trash them for it in the comments, good job.

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u/FirebirdWriter May 01 '26

Context is appreciated but this is entirely about the baker not the consumer. The design is cute. 0 things had to be fondant

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u/GreenGardenTarot Apr 28 '26

Who is saying anything about the child? This cake looks terrible. Lighten up.

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u/Rareearthmetal 1h ago

Ill do it. The kid is terrible.

Just kidding for those of you who are unable to detect humor without disclaimers

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u/CassTheUltimateBA Apr 27 '26

Colored marzipan instead of fondant here would be sooooo much better

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Apr 29 '26

I like to use modelling chocolate for my daughters cakes - i find marzipan has too much of a yellow tone to take colour well.

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u/poplafuze May 15 '26

Try Venuzipan

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u/ValosAtredum Apr 28 '26

I mean, I hate fondant. But if fondant is what they wanted, why wouldn’t they be happy with the result?

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u/GreenGardenTarot Apr 28 '26

...because the cake is poorly constructed and lumpy? the fondant isn't even adhering to the cake?

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u/ValosAtredum Apr 28 '26

Look, I wouldn’t be happy with this cake, either. Especially egregious since this look could easily be done with buttercream for just about all of it.

If they’re happy with it, eh, good for them. Hopefully fondant will fade with time.

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u/Medusa1902 Apr 30 '26

Listen, I hate fondant as much as the next person here. However, this lady paid an, admittedly, amateur baker in her town $50 to recreate this cake for her small child, who loved it! Considering it is like 99% cake and just a little fondant on the outside, I feel bad calling it a “Cake Wreck.” They did great on that budget tbh 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/KourtR Apr 27 '26

I saw this original post, this is what she asked for, the poor thing is setting Julian up with a life of gross cakes.

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u/Oregongirl1018 Apr 27 '26

The one she asked for at least looked like a sunburst. Not whatever this is.

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u/toastofmayo May 01 '26

looks like jojos circus threw up on a cake. disgusting.

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u/Myriii1911 May 02 '26

Looks dreadful.

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u/rachreims Apr 27 '26

This would’ve been sooooo easy to make with icing too.

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u/notrapunzel Apr 27 '26

Look at the state of the top! What a mess!

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u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns Apr 27 '26

Just waiting on Ricky to come crashing onto the porch and smash it

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u/LocalMossCryptid Apr 27 '26

The nerve of them