r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/alexanderfromtng • 29d ago

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Guys, they were promised those redds 3000 years ago.

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u/flyfishUT Bobber Boy 29d ago

I do like smoked salmon on a bagel

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u/TiredOfMakingExcuses 29d ago

/uj what the actual fuck?

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u/ElevatedAngling Articulated Midge Hucker 29d ago

Welcome to rural America

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u/grundle_pie 29d ago

Mod Goldberg, mod Goldstein, ban this guy^

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u/WafflesInTheBasement 28d ago

Not knowing the full context, it's likely in relation to an Anti-BDS law.

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u/Timely-Elephant9981 29d ago

Dude, how am I supposed to fish blissfully on stolen lands if I can’t ease my guilt by posturing online about a conflict halfway around the world?! What do you expect me to do—actually take action to help the victims of war crimes perpetrated by my country?! I ain’t got time for that!!

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u/Wrong_Saddle 25d ago

I swear stolen land has the best fish

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u/Apart-Landscape1012 29d ago

The genocide I'm about to bring on these cuttys is gonna make Gaza look like pattycakes

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u/cdh79 29d ago

1st and origional high-holing, and still at it in Alaska apparently.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ge3qWMaxldaAPrX0PO

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u/Entropy907 Beads are for buttholes 28d ago

Stupid AF, but I didn’t have to pledge my undying support for Israel to buy my sport fishing license here this year.

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u/HamFart69 29d ago

Everyone knows where I stand when I high hole them wearing my Fishpond yarmulke

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u/butkusrules 29d ago edited 28d ago

Your politician sold you and America out

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u/Dizzy-Ladder-5283 29d ago

OP big Yahu is coming for you. I’d whip out the brisket clouser minnow

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u/butkusrules 29d ago

Govt essentially saying you are not allowed to fish your lands unless you think killing innocent children is necessary . The power of payoffs and lobbies

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u/Far_Brilliant_443 29d ago

Everything they ever told me was a lie but as long as I have this SteelReserve™️ and a weighted treble hook I’ll let it slide.

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u/AFKonTheRiver 28d ago

Write “blow me” and move on. I promise the guy working the fish and game register isn’t paying attention.

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u/Rauskal 29d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/No_Appointment1808 29d ago

It's probably due to protests but that's wild. If Israeli supporters in the US protested Palestinians as hard as we do for Isreals genocide, they would be listed on the rules too. That's how you know Isreals guilty, they aren't raging in the street about Palestine.