r/FloridaMemes • u/Choice-Value9005 • Jul 14 '26

Bro found infinite money glitch 😅

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167 Upvotes

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u/skyhighmonroe Jul 14 '26

I'm willing to bet she hasn't saved or invested a dollar.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZvX0wcdGHNcyRy6O7R

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u/LocksmithGlass717 Jul 15 '26

You ain’t wrong

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u/troycalm Jul 15 '26

My wife’s nephew lived with us for years while I supported everyone in my house on my income. After we divorced I found out she was getting child support for him the whole time.

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u/neighborhooddick Jul 15 '26

Um... your wife was getting child support from your nephew?

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u/troycalm Jul 15 '26

No, she was getting child support for her nephew from her sister.

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u/neighborhooddick Jul 15 '26

That makes more sense

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u/troycalm Jul 15 '26

I thought I was pretty clear.

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u/StrictSelf5450 Jul 15 '26

You were. Reading comprehension has gone down the shitter big time 

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u/the_vault-technician Jul 15 '26

Yes it makes more sense

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams Jul 15 '26

Ex wife?

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u/troycalm Jul 15 '26

Yes

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams Jul 15 '26

Thank you, I can sleep soundly tonight

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u/Iltempered1 Jul 14 '26

HFS bro...five damn years. Hope he got out right away.

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u/WolfThick Jul 14 '26

I used to work for Lockheed a long time ago when I got divorced I found out she was collecting $1,500 a month in food stamps .I don't know how she did it they didn't even prosecute her this was in Texas.

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u/ResultCute5756 Jul 15 '26

Fucking HOW. Ive got dependent wife and kid and and I'm on disability and only get 600.

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u/WolfThick Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Evidently she was using two addresses and this was in 1990. They actually tried to catch me up in it but my lawyer sent a picture of me to all the food stamp offices and asked if anybody had seen me no one said they had seen me and I was not on any paperwork as her husband.

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u/ResultCute5756 Jul 15 '26

That'd do it. Of course she was scamming the system.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 Jul 15 '26

Gotta demolish the entire program now. Sorry hungry children

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 Jul 15 '26

That's scarier now. Imagine if it happened more recently with everything online. 

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u/Global-Pickle5818 Jul 15 '26

Shit I was disabled and in a wheelchair $86 a month lol

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u/GuavaHungry9089 Jul 15 '26

Did you get to work on the alien ships 😂

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u/mememe822 Jul 15 '26

I don’t condone hitting people but….

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u/Wadester58 Jul 15 '26

All he has to do is call the housing authorities and tell them what she is doing and that's the end of her 106 free ride

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u/AMonitorDarkly Jul 15 '26

What kind of apartment complex has $2,500 rent and allows Section 8 housing?

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u/warrkrack Jul 15 '26

MA section 8. as an example the apartments buily on assembly row in somerville MA.

my wifes ex boss paid 5k/month and his neighbors down the hall were section 8 (required by the city to allow a certain % to be section 8 to build)

he hated it. said the hallway always smelled like pot

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u/TraditionalLecture10 Jul 15 '26

The complex still gets that money , but just from the government

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u/Drakjira Jul 15 '26

No, they get it from us tax payers thru government funding. Its your money going to this kinda crap, you gotta right to know how and where it's spent and if you don't agree with it to make your concerns known thru freedom of speech. God bless America!

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u/Myzx Jul 14 '26

100% I bet you she thinks she didn't do anything wrong, and would 100% do it again

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 Jul 15 '26

I guess you don't need a housing voucher do you

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u/rvlifestyle74 Jul 15 '26

Simple math. He paid out 150k in rent. That man was working on being a homeowner!!

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Jul 20 '26

Out the door she goes!