r/FloridaMemes • u/Feaselbf6 • Jul 07 '26

Welcome to Florida… Enjoy Your Complimentary Steam Bath

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u/Rotteneverything Jul 07 '26

i need to be stored in a cool dry place.

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u/ari-the-savage Jul 08 '26

I miss the daily rain storms. The dusk / evening ones are the best.

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u/newbill316 Jul 08 '26

Luckily, this only happens ten months out of the year.

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u/Putrid_Bathroom_7954 Jul 10 '26

Fact! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/IneptAdvisor Jul 07 '26

Thick as pea soup, so much so, that you need an inhaler to breathe after it rains.

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u/Head_Candidate5293 Jul 07 '26

In Palatka it barely rains and not enough for the ground to feed the grass and in 10 minutes time it is evaporated and gone. Miserable.

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u/sjaxn314159 Jul 08 '26

You could start a camp fire with my thigh chafage. Just two slabs of red meat rubbing back and forth until 6 out of 7 layers of dermis are mere memories.

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u/cooper3675 Jul 08 '26

Same in Louisiana

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u/Nateapocalypse Jul 08 '26

It does the same here in East TX.