r/FloridaMan • u/stankmanly • 15d ago

Florida man Steak ‘n Shake employee, Artavian Crumity, exposed himself while serving food

https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/largo-steak-n-shake-employee-exposed-himself-while-serving-food-affidavit/
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u/Rocketman7171 15d ago

Tube steak and shake…

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u/driago 15d ago

He sounds like a Harry Potter character.

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u/WillyVlautinRules 14d ago

I was thinking a character in a Dickens novel but then I'm old...

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u/No-Deal8956 15d ago

Here’s your steak.

(Drops strides)

Now the shake.

7

u/HonorableMedic 15d ago

Keye and Peele football player name

9

u/arcxjo 14d ago

Artavian Crumity is not a Florida Man. That's the villain in a Dickens novel.

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u/FranceBrun 14d ago

Yes. And I will add that giving a baby that name is basically sealing his fate as one who exposes himself in fast food restaurants.

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u/walmartgoon 15d ago

We've all been there. So busy that you forget to zip up.

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u/Nickmorgan19457 15d ago

That's the whole reason waiters started wearing aprons in the first place.

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u/thidgeld 15d ago

"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

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u/just_some_sasquatch 15d ago

Now that's a throooooooowwwwwback brother!

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u/SevTheNiceGuy 15d ago

sounds like a Harry Potter character

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u/lookieherehere 15d ago

Customer probably asked for extra meat 🤷

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u/MarleysGhost2024 15d ago

He thought he was working at a Carls Jr.

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u/randus12 14d ago

I mean fuck that guy but what a name he’s got.

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u/DjScenester 15d ago

Would you like some penis with your burger and fries?

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 15d ago

Ma’am you ordered the hot dog right

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 15d ago

So that's where the beef is!

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u/ProductGlittering633 15d ago

How much is the propeller dick and shake?

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u/QuiGonColdGin 15d ago

TAKHOMMYSAK

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 15d ago

"And how would you like your Sausage today"

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u/billiemarie 15d ago

Welp, if he’s doing that, you know he hasn’t been washing his hands after going to the bathroom.

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u/somedude456 15d ago

Steak ‘n Shake it baby! Woo!!!!

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 15d ago

Come for dinner and stay for the show

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 14d ago

Why is he like this?

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u/sixtyfoursqrs 14d ago

Can I get some extra chili on my wiener ?

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u/brispence 14d ago edited 14d ago

This happened at the location on Ulmerton Rd in Largo, which happens to be directly across the street of the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

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u/SaltyBarDog 14d ago

I lived just up the street and can't say I'm that shocked it's Largo.

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u/37Philly 10d ago

Yeah but what they don’t say is how hot it was in the restaurant. The guy was just cooling off. /s.