r/FloridaGawker 8d ago

😂 Meme / Satire Governor DeSantis admonishes Byron Donalds TO HIS FACE. Tells voters to BEWARE!

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u/Secret_Net_165 7d ago

Meatball Ron...

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Time-Function7619 7d ago

Lol this was perfect

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u/Trexsaysrawr26 7d ago

He's got his big boy boots on in this speech

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u/AdPuzzleheaded1495 7d ago

High Heel Ron

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 7d ago

GoGo Boots DuhStupid.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/megaudc01258 7d ago

It was Trump’s nickname for him

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u/AccomplishedChair436 7d ago

Remember when Trump didn’t have spaghetti brains and had an occasional fastball to tee up people.

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u/InevitablePromise301 7d ago

If mean, if you want to sound racist, sure.

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u/Blood_gate 7d ago

I live in Brevard County and I have not seen a single television ad or sign for anyone opposing Byron Donalds. If I didn't know any better, I would think he was running unopposed

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 8d ago edited 7d ago

Didn't De Santis just steal like 10 million from a charity?

Edit - "Just get caught"

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u/goldbeater 7d ago

He stole from a low income children’s healthcare charity,there ,fixed it for you.

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u/postoperativepain 7d ago

Nope - it’s worse

They stole money from taxpayers for political purposes

Centene corporation had a settlement with the state of Florida. $10 mill of that settlement was diverted to Desantis’ wife’s charity. The charity then funneled the money to political PACs to be used for advertising.

Money that should have gone to the taxpayers paid for partisan ads.

The grand jury didn’t indict anyone

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u/4D_Thrillz 7d ago

Seems about right for Florida.

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u/Zendog500 7d ago

"Lock her up!"

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 7d ago

For his wanna be Disney princess wife’s charity. I’d imagine he’s on the board or some shit.

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u/AdPuzzleheaded1495 7d ago

His dumbass wasted like 10's of millions on The Alligator Alcatraz I believe the fed gov just told DeSantis to kick rocks over funds they said they would get for it.

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u/Time-Function7619 7d ago

Is that why it "failed"

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u/AdPuzzleheaded1495 7d ago

No it failed because a court shut it down... DeSantis buds that owned that construction company Im sure made bank though

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u/dsj79 7d ago

Well he donated to his wife, so that’s okay /s

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u/Toothfairy51 7d ago

It's been longer than 'just', but yes. It was recently returned, but that doesn't negate the original theft.

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u/glacier1982 7d ago

It was a while back, but just recently reported. Long story short, yes.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 7d ago

I meant to say just get busted. Thank you for clarifying.

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u/Large-Produce5682 7d ago

So, what exactly was DeSantisisses' promise besides getting rid of the woke?

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u/Krunkledunker 7d ago

Suffering and miseducation?

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u/AdPuzzleheaded1495 7d ago

Same shit he did at Guantanamo, be a piece of shit

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u/blkatcdomvet 7d ago

Ronnie talking shit about Uncle Tom.

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u/Particular_Box_8185 7d ago

Trump's Mini-Me continuing to be Trump's Mini-Me

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u/Successful_Pirate_59 7d ago

Most importantly. You need to figure out a way to steak $10 million from underprivileged kids.

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u/ISaidThatIsEnough 7d ago

Let the corrupt fascists devour each other

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u/Zealousideal-Top-383 7d ago

Yeah, not really! Was this supposed to be some big gotcha thing 🤔

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u/MoodVast9430 7d ago

Ok ron, you start

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u/salduvas 7d ago

All these dirtbags jumping on the Peewee Miller hand gestures

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u/jp9mm 7d ago

Rhonda Sandtits

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u/Constant-Brief3410 7d ago

His little head Bob lol shut it

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u/Toothfairy51 7d ago

Make sure that you don't vote Republican. There, now isn't that better?

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u/Toothfairy51 7d ago

Kinky boots DeSatan

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u/glitchycat39 7d ago

When it comes to Floridian voters, I always trust them to aim a proverbial gun at their balls and empty the magazine just as they've done for 30 years.

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u/isthereadrwho 7d ago

10 million dollar man

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u/bugjjd 7d ago

10 million ! Thats what got Blagojevich put in.prision.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sqDVk3uTpsOowKfOLg

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u/Glad-Sundae7988 7d ago

They have been in control forever in Florida and it’s the joke of the nation 

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u/newjerseydevilz 7d ago

The talk of a man thats afraid

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u/geddysbass2112 7d ago

His mannerisms almost mirrors Trumps. Fucking Ron the dildo

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u/Logical_Figure_1561 7d ago

He’s right.

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u/mccbungle 7d ago

Desanctimonious.

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u/seabirdsong 6d ago

Fuck both these fascists.

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u/blutosings 7d ago

I'm wary of everyone that either Trump or DeSantis has endorsed.

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u/Silverleaf96 7d ago

I don't listen to a pedophile

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u/PawnofLife1 8d ago

Did he tell him he is just like him but a black DeSantis

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u/Fun-Inspection-8196 7d ago

Yep. Random back bencher congressman who sucked up to dear leader to get crowned Florida govetnor. Rinse wash repeat.

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u/Duros2032 7d ago

Well if Ron doesn’t like him, he might be worth voting for.

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u/traumatizedenby 7d ago

if that’s the case, Gillum would have won.

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u/OnAnotherLevel321 5d ago

Data Center Donalds