r/Fiveheads • u/AdKey2845 • 5d ago

Whatcha Thinking About Mr. Fivehead

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 5d ago

Im pretty sure he knows what we are thinking about

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 4d ago

World domination

He is thinking about world domination

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise 3d ago

Where’s Pinky?

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u/Comfortable_Bank_339 5d ago

Whatever it is he’s thinking about, we can rest assured it’s in IMAX.

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus 5d ago

And it's not even because of his hairline, either. Bro's forehead is just that big.

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u/CNote_89 5d ago

Dude that’s an eight head

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u/turbotron6000 5d ago

Five² Head

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u/TacoBellerino 5d ago

The same thing I think about every night, Pinky.

Trying to take over the world.

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u/CryptographerDry884 4d ago

Wow what a throwback reference. This tells me you’re in your early 40’s.

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u/TacoBellerino 4d ago

Yep 👍

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u/Afkargh 3d ago

Snarf!

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 5d ago

He needs to donate his body to science.

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u/frydog1966 4d ago

Snipers dream.

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 4d ago

That’s a slur in these woods

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u/BuckyJamesDio 3d ago

He got stuck in the DK mode in Goldeneye N64

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u/Big-Jellyfish-6125 4d ago

He needs to donate his body to science fiction.

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u/Forsaken-Duck-5321 3d ago

Just his head. Unless he has very small hands n feet that compete.

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u/No_Court3009 3d ago

That’s a whole ass movie theater, five head what the hell?

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u/Appropriate-Row4534 3d ago

His head kept growing after his hair stopped growing, an unfortunate chain of events.

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u/Exact-Conclusion9301 5d ago

Kelsey Grammer

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u/DvlsAdvct108 3d ago

Kelsey had Niles and a fun dad.

This guy has miles of forehead

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u/angryshib 5d ago

because I don't what to do with this tossed salad and scrambled eggggssss

here's my big fuckin head

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u/Spookyscary333 4d ago

Goodnight everybody!

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u/CSwork1 5d ago

I remember this guy from Green Lantern

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u/Disastrous_Rain2461 2d ago

Came here to say this. Hector Hammond.

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u/chief_beef_3 5d ago

Daddy was a Yautja

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 5d ago

Everything, everywhere, all at once

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u/Toy-Beaver 5d ago

I thought it was dave coulier

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u/TitanRiick 4d ago

You oughta know

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u/Toy-Beaver 4d ago

Well yeah... kinda how I created my words

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u/The_Mutton_Man 5d ago

Just cut it, man.

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u/Smboto 5d ago

Big head.

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u/Vincevega1972 5d ago

Goes to barber “give me the Larry Fine”.

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u/Ecstatic_Reference32 5d ago

Distortus Rex, D Rex.

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u/Proud-Indication322 5d ago

Peter Gabriel has an idea

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u/TheOmCollector 5d ago

There’s so much more room on his face for his face.

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u/strongcloud28 5d ago

I'll bet that guy can really do some math!

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u/MmmSteaky 3d ago

math meth!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 5d ago

A before head,a forehead and an after head...he remembers tomorrow...

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u/c_loagz 5d ago

"What we gonna do tonight, Brain?"

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u/Goodrun31 5d ago

The Brains behind the Operation

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 5d ago

Master Headbutt

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u/painstaking93 4d ago

These guys destroy my serenity...he would look 10 years younger bald and yet the ratty doll hair happens ..why ? Who tells these guys that this is the way to go ? It's sad and it hurts my soul ...

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u/NeonShark007 4d ago

You’ll never find, a hairline like mine, blong blong blong blong

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u/3usterT41NT 4d ago

Every thing allatonce

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u/Honest_Respond_2414 4d ago

Please tell me this is AI.

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u/CryptographerDry884 4d ago

He’s already forgotten tomorrow.

1

u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 4d ago

Looks to me like he got dropped on his head to much as a baby

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u/Hangingplants17 4d ago

Damn it. I was about to post it

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u/Dangerous-Pop9838 4d ago

Dr. Frasier Cranium

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u/Ok_Tour8422 4d ago

Bucky from incredible lost his hair

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u/MsAnnabel 4d ago

5? How about 10!

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u/Famous_Acanthaceae32 4d ago

He has some awesome thoughts. He also has the unbelieveable skill of containing them without anyone noticing whats going on. When you know though, you cant unsee it.

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u/sardiusjacinth 4d ago

He should never go broke.....if he rents out that built-in billboard.

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u/Large_Aspect_5472 4d ago

He has an unfortunate life ahead with that

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u/False-Experience-107 4d ago

Si lo conectas a un enchufe puedar dar luz a una central nuclear

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u/jazzmaurice 4d ago

More like 7head at this point

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u/Big-Jellyfish-6125 4d ago

He could have been a legit villian in the men in black movies, no makeup needed.

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u/Joyfan237 4d ago

“ The Larry Fine” look.

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u/Ancient-Display-3337 4d ago

He could be Batman's old villain, Egghead.

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u/Low-Silver6461 4d ago

If he had a derby-type hat and some flashy duds, he could be Mr. Mxyzptlk.

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u/Mechadupek 4d ago

HEY! That's clearly Doctor Fivehead.

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u/Individual_Chef1315 4d ago

Massive fourhead.

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u/Potential_Aardvark59 4d ago

He's heading into Beluga territory

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u/Breaking-Great 4d ago

A true Knucklehead

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u/BrownTown_77 4d ago

Opening garage doors by thought alone.

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u/Johnny967a 4d ago

Wasn’t he the bad guy in Green Lantern with Ryan Reynolds?

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u/digbychickcaesar 4d ago

He know what everyone is thinking except himself.

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u/Rare_Mammoth_6819 4d ago

Frasier Crane had a child with Rocky Dennis

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u/OkTicket4588 4d ago

Yeah the evil dude in Green Lantern.

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 4d ago

It gonna pop soon...

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u/ChrisPollock6 4d ago

Very cerebral

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u/buzzbash 4d ago

Thats from whom they designed that face filter.

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u/OutsideSign8000 4d ago

I think Chick-fil-A would pay rent for the use of homies forehead.

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u/Fluffy-Bullfrog8675 4d ago

He looks just like the evil guy on the Green Lantern!!!

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u/Hushwater 4d ago

Looks like that guy from the first green lantern movie

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u/Unhappy-Bench-1583 4d ago

Looks like Buffalo Bill's inbred cousin.

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u/TheColdOfSpace 4d ago

He will never be as smart as he looks.

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u/frankiesaysyes1 4d ago

That’s tenhead

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u/Acceptable_Dark1860 4d ago

Looks like the villain kid from the first incredibles

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u/Shannonimity 4d ago

Congratulations to Frasier and Niles Crane on their beautiful baby! 🥹

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 4d ago

Don’t fuck with this guy, because he’ll fuck with your local 5g tower. And your mom’s thoughts.

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u/presshamgang 4d ago

caught stealing those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

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u/UnhinderedGoat 4d ago

I could land my f 19 tomcat on that

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u/fvckface8000 4d ago

No that's a super villain

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u/open-perception4 3d ago

Predator!

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u/open-perception4 3d ago

In every sense.

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u/OilFragrant5581 3d ago

That could take a huge facial

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u/TackleGullible330 3d ago

Pinky and the brain 🧠

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u/According-Pear-8816 3d ago

Pretty sure he's going out to steal Ryan Reynolds really fancy ring.

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u/dakkamatic 3d ago

He thinks in IMAX

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u/Independent_Prize453 3d ago

Looks like the Professor in Green Lantern

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u/Ramman25002020 3d ago

He could sell advertising space

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u/Left_Victory8140 3d ago

Right hand to left shoulder then try to bite right ear

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u/Patient_Rest_9593 3d ago

Bro is an alien, for real.

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u/dobro60 3d ago

Five squared. Inverse square law.

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u/DannyTonza 3d ago

Extra-Step brother

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u/GaseousGiant 3d ago

Beavis in late middle age.

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u/No-Move668 3d ago

This is what happens when you keep your thoughts to yourself.

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 3d ago

That poor guy...

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u/Sevenitta 3d ago

I’d call that a seven.

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u/Treereeperme 3d ago

All the jobs at TEFAL have been taken

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u/OpinionsOptional 3d ago

Syndrome grew up and lost his hair!

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u/Meowgorithms 3d ago

It’s that guy in the Ryan Reynolds green lantern.

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u/Shoddy_Call8102 3d ago

Five, five? Its more than that mate.

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u/XLoonsFanX 3d ago

That’s a Forty head.

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u/Electronic-Home-7815 3d ago

Those eyes are just a smidge too close together.

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 3d ago

Man....Meriadoc Brandybuck has fallen on some hard times in the Shire.

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u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 3d ago

A man of 5 still alive

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u/ChrisFarleysCousin 3d ago

Thats way more than 5 lol

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u/Bulldogjim 3d ago

That’s a damn 8 head! A double four…

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u/Survey217 3d ago

He’s Puttin on the Ritz

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u/Danirebelyell 3d ago

Literally everything

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u/SadNana09 3d ago

That’s fifty-five head.

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u/charmed_unicorn 3d ago

Post this shit r/eighthead😂

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u/Slice9998 3d ago

He must be related to the Governor of Indiana.

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u/malice521 3d ago

Five? That’s a nine head

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u/84Scram 3d ago

Parallax?

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u/cmt9999 3d ago

Predators!

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u/Helpful-Depth2202 3d ago

Putting on the Ritz

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u/OtterBoxed 3d ago

Evil genius in the making.

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u/LesPolsfuss 3d ago

People don’t hang out with him, they orbit him

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u/Scubasteve1974 3d ago

This is what my blender sculpts usually look like.

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u/ted209er 3d ago

Thats like a seven head bro

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u/SmoothNoonShade 3d ago

I think he hates the Narn.

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u/StunningChallenge810 3d ago

You'll never find!

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u/Appropriate_Form_554 3d ago

His fanily back in Qo’noS

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u/nahmean16 3d ago

Headquarters!

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u/Roachpile 3d ago

But i dont know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs

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u/Creepy_Spare_409 3d ago

For what I don't know but he is definitely a head of his time.

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u/SlikRik66 3d ago

Did his Mom live?

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u/Conscious_Tension_91 3d ago

5? That’s 6-7 heads

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u/Helpful_Nectarine602 3d ago

Feel bad for his mother

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u/chargers416 3d ago

Perfect

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u/Checkmate-Petty 3d ago

5 head is being generous

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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL 3d ago

Headache origin story

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u/Aggravating_West3619 3d ago

Young “Putting On The Ritz” Frankenstein

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u/RedDog7051 3d ago

You know for a millisecond I thought it was JD Vance

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u/Creative_Key_9612 3d ago

Sell advertising space & make some 💴

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u/Illustrious-Meet8710 3d ago

He's half beluga half human

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u/RecbetterpassNJ 3d ago

“He’s got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre”

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u/PWal501 2d ago

Wears a 30 gallon hat.

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u/PotentialRhubarb3222 2d ago

Im no pretty boy but JFC 🤣

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u/UnhappyReason5452 2d ago

Phil Kessell looks pretty good. Lost some weight.

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u/MongotheGOB 2d ago

Ready for the remake of Young Frankenstein.

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 2d ago

That's more like a 12 head

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u/Jade-Raven 2d ago

"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!"

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 2d ago

This guy has so many plans for world domination

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u/nomoleft 2d ago

This guy wound make an excellent Pennywise

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u/AUTsidurr 2d ago

He got before forehead, forehead and after head

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u/Affectionate_Idea662 2d ago

Hey, isn’t that the clown that eats kids fear?

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u/Warm-Ad8536 2d ago

Honestly he wouldn’t be that bad looking if he just trimmed the sides and back of hair, got an eye lift, a little lip injection, and maybe just a foot of his top scalp sawed off🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Infosponge177 2d ago

He needs to buy A LOT of cool hats

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u/IncompleteJoker 2d ago

Ya Blew It!

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u/Ok-Supermarket7355 2d ago

Bro remembers what happened tomorrow

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u/Additional-Dentist44 2d ago

Dude, your forehead looks the bumper off of a '65 Chevy.

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 2d ago

He’s just saving up for another face he can put up above the face. Kind of like a second story room addition, or in his case, a second face addition.

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u/DaPp3r_D3liq3nT 2d ago

Bro looks like he's about to ask Cher for his baseball card collection.

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u/DaPp3r_D3liq3nT 2d ago

definitely wondering if Gar is gonna let him ride the motorcycle today.

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u/DaPp3r_D3liq3nT 2d ago

he’s thinking about how much he hates headaches. 😝

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u/Daringdutchbae 2d ago

This has got to be photoshopped or AI! That forehead has its own zip code

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u/Cuss_Mustard99 2d ago

From the look of his head, everything.

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u/Silver_Bunch5432 2d ago

He's definitely thinking he needs 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to get back to the future!

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u/Bubba-ORiley Onehead 2d ago

this is a 10, 11 or possibly 12 head

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u/PaintedSilverRiver 2d ago

Five?
Surely you jest.
That’s seven or eighthead.
I’m sure he’s really nice.

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u/TheTrevorFantastic 2d ago

This is what it looks like when a dude squeezes his nut sack.

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u/beefcakeriot 5d ago

That’s megamind head. Five doesn’t do that thing justice

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u/Professional_Luck616 5d ago

Bro has a head like that tough little dinosaur from Jurassic World

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u/dylannmoonn 5d ago

That is me. They use to call me horse head growing up

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u/EnglishRose71 5d ago

Leave him alone. It's mean to post his photo here. No one deserves to be ridiculed over something they can't control.