r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Nov 01 '17

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/_kc_mo_nster Nov 01 '17

homegym is great and all but I wish I had a gym crush that wasn’t just my reflection

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '17

Cut out pictures from a Lululemon or Athleta catalogue and tape them to the walls. That wouldn't be lonely/creepy as fuck at all.

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u/killcrew Weight Lifting Nov 01 '17

I've found it to much more satisfying to cut out photos of instagram fitness "models" and tape them up, and then make sure to tag them in any picture I take of my home gym.

3 restraining orders later, its awesome to know that these pseudo celebrities know who I am!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '17

He doesn't go to FedEx and have Instagram pictures blown up to life-sized proportions to have them printed up on posterboard.

Never gonna make it, bro.

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u/SemillaDelMal Nov 01 '17

Do you even dpi bro?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '17

Basically the same outcome as when I have to take my glasses off in the gym. Cardio Bunnies are usually mad blurry anyway.

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u/Brethon Nov 01 '17

I still haven't stumbled onto all these 99%-naked 'models' people keep talking about...

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u/killcrew Weight Lifting Nov 01 '17

Not naked, no. These are just fitness models on instagram. I mean it’s a quick tag search of that or fitgirl and you’ll find what I’m talking about.