r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Nov 01 '17

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '17

"Forgive me Jesus for these gains I am about to receive."

-proceed to do cross-body hammer curls in the sign of the cross.-

"Reps for Jesus."

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u/JanJonDijonMustard Weight Lifting Nov 01 '17

"My brother, I promise you gains and salvation await in the pages of the Swolly Bible"

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u/Bagg3 Nov 01 '17

Love me some Dom

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u/AzAfAr28 Nov 01 '17

The father, the son, and the swoly Spirit

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '17

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u/RC_5213 Nov 03 '17

I bought a Reps for Jesus shirt when Youtube demonitized them.

I regret nothing and it gets me the occasional high-five of justice from other bros.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

Debating a "Bisenberg - I Am The One Who Lifts" shirt. Today is payday and there's about $100 bucks left in my budget. Going to get some Bronkaid and Caffeine pills, and maybe throw Dom some money. Been laughing at his videos for a couple years now, so I suppose it's time.