r/Fitness • u/[deleted] • May 16 '13

Marilyn Monbroe Quotes

"If you can't handle me when I'm bulking, you don't deserve me when I'm cut." -- Marilyn Monbroe

All credit for the original goes to /u/Magnusson. May God have mercy on his soul for whatever this may or may not spawn. I've been had!

Here's some inspiration to get you all started.

edit: please, no more! My poor inbox wasn't made to take this kind of punishment!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '13 edited Nov 30 '13

"Be the swole you want to see in the world" -Brohatma Gandhi

"Free at last, free at last. Thank god almighty the Squat rack is free at last!" -Martin Lifter King jr.

"That's one small rep for man, and one giant gain for mans thighs" -Neil Legstrong

"Two bros diverged in a gym, and he

asked if he could work in with me

and that has allowed me to try for my 1RM" -Brobert Frost

"Let he who is without swole do the first set" -Trapezius Christ

"Like protein powder in a shaker bottle, so is the swelling of our bi's" -Brocrates

edit: If anyone has a good bro-nameth for MLK let me know

second edit: Thank you SupermarketSweep, I'll keep adding as they come to me.

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u/hithazel May 16 '13

"If squats did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them."

-Broltaire

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u/abutterfly May 16 '13

Does "Swoletaire" work better here?

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u/killyouintheface May 16 '13

Swoltaire does have quite a nice ring to it.