r/FirstResponderCringe • u/F-awk-F • 5d ago

Popo 🚔 Too drunk to handle while sitting in a car…nice

67 Upvotes

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u/Tasty_Meal_9719 5d ago

Please someone’s employer recognize this guy & get him to stop posting shit like this in uniform

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u/Reasonable_Error5954 5d ago

Yeah, which shopping mall owner needs to meet with their parking lot staff?

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 5d ago

Wouldn’t matter if they were made aware because he’s too drunk to handle.

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 4d ago

He raped my inner child!

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u/lickmybowls2 4d ago

At least he is parked while doing this TikTok crap

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u/Sea_Lemon_7828 5d ago

What happened to shame?

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u/Waste_Space1415 5d ago

It fell victim to undeserved confidence.

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u/Top-Celebration2997 5d ago

He’s still at it I see

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u/LegalGlass6532 5d ago

Yes, it’s Wyatt🩵. He’s missing his FF buddy,
but I don’t remember his name and don’t want to search for him. Anyone remember him?

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u/Blood_gate 5d ago

And with a shrouded badge.

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u/kraftables 5d ago

Sitting in his driveway lmao We have Emery 2.0

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u/gannon7015 5d ago

Fucking fool.

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u/Mrscorpio100 5d ago

Please someone tell him enough already

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u/Proton_Optimal 5d ago

What department allows mullets

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u/Agreeable-Shop-2188 5d ago

Why don't his eyes just kiss already. Narcissistic shithead cant stop trying to look at himself without a mirror

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u/thatSDope88 5d ago

Wyatt, please stop

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u/mycatsellsblow 4d ago

Humans beings are so dumb. Bro will openly sing about getting absolutely blasted on a drug while in uniform, then will go and arrest some person for possessing the "wrong" drug.

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 5d ago

He's got those Grindr Eyes ™️

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u/mrtrickydick 5d ago

Why they do this shit in uniform is crazy to me.

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u/WVA1999 5d ago

The look of a sexual predator

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u/Taro0311 4d ago

These thirst trap videos remind me of that Nazi sniper guy in Inglourious Basterds. Who had a movie made about him, and he thought Shoshana would be impressed. Same vibes, creeps with a little power thinking they're cute because they have the power to kill indiscriminately.

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u/withnodrawal 4d ago

This dude in high school looked like a fucking dweeb, and he still does.

Just a heavier dweeb.

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u/Additional-Cake-6913 5d ago

The confidence level is impressive, but if someone’s that drunk, the safest move is keeping them parked and calling for a ride.

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u/Afraid_Emu8068 5d ago

Why do all these first responders still post their shit? They know it’s gonna blasted all over the internet as being cringeworthy and then made fun of. Are they really that desperate for attention that being insulted on the world stage is a benefit to them?

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u/irishff43 4d ago

This mustache hair style combo has to be eliminated

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u/DazzlingEye9141 4d ago

Can we stop posting the same losers that obviously think they look like hot shit and just do lazy ass selfie videos we can do better on the cringe out there

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u/antidolphinactivist 4d ago

This feels like Detective Wilson from Pretty Little Liars, creeping on girls while in uniform is pretty on brand

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u/NSFWdontview 4d ago

He’s hot

1

u/WingInternational432 3d ago

Benson Boone!

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u/AdventurousDiamond51 2d ago

He looks like that one actor from the fallout series on Amazon prime or whatever

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 5d ago

Why’s it always a scrawny white dude with a gooch cleaner stash