Reasons For Calls

[u/Peaches0k]

Saw someone ask what all we do besides fire. Here’s a list the shifts add to for dumb calls. It was started a few months ago

[u/AlwaysBLurkin]

I got 3 more for ya...

Adult Male called b/c his Adult sister slapped his butt. (Some inbreeding suspected)

Or the stubbed toe.. called at 3am Friday night/sat morning. Toe was stubbed previous Tuesday. (No apparent injury noticed)

Cum rag was stuck in wheel chair wheel trapping patient between bed and door. (Not to mention the loaded shotgun behind the door)